Page 959 - Tell You No Lies

I may have overdeveloped the Thieves Guild in this comic’s overall storyline, but I also can’t get enough of the “Wonderbolts = Barbarians Guild” concept, either. The idea of Captain Spitfire being this bizarre role model who decided to somehow turn their magical rage-filled quest for endless battle into a career… It endlessly amuses me so.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, what about me? Can I ask the Wonderbolts about the Prince now?
DM: Sssssssurrrre…
Rainbow Dash: That sounded promising.
DM: Sorry, just thinking about how they would respond… In between chatting up some rich nobles, she says:
Spitfire: Prince Blueblood? Oh. Um. He’s great! Yeah, all around great guy, that Prince.
Rainbow Dash: Pays well, huh? You guys did some mercenary work for him?
Spitfire: Ahaha… Of course you’d just ask something like that… Look, squirt. If you wanna get paid the big bits for Barbarian work, there’s one thing you gotta respect.
Rainbow Dash: And what’s that?
Spitfire: The client’s privacy. Got it?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, I think I “got” plenty outta this…