Page 601 - Nine Tenths of the Law

I’ll tell you all about my adventures in long-winded post format on Tuesday. At this point, I still haven’t done my panel (and am most likely scrambling to get the materials together, hoping that my defective laptop doesn’t try to screw me over somehow).

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Applejack and Rainbow Dash: DIBS!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh boy, here we go…
Rainbow Dash: Are you kidding me?! You can’t call dibs! This is a pegasus landmark. You can’t have an earth pony presenting a piece of pegasus history!
Fluttershy: Um, maybe we shouldn’t…
Applejack: Consarn it! You used mah materials and mah labor to set up this friggin’ contest… And I’m 90% sure it’s takin’ place on mah family’s land! It’s mah claim to make!
SFX: (RRRRRR…)
DM: Your squabbles seem to have disturbed something further down the hall…
Applejack: Your fault.
Rainbow Dash: YOUR fault!
Twilight Sparkle: I wasn’t expecting interpersonal conflict in a dungeon crawl…
Pinkie Pie: So what? This is better than anything on TV!
Twilight Sparkle: Really? Even…?
Pinkie Pie: I said TV, not Netflix.