Page 576 - The Best Worst

Who knows how long Pinkie Pie had been holding that one back. Or maybe she just saw the opportunity and had to take it, no matter how awful the pun. Maybe a bit of both.

Rarity: If I may take the reins for a bit… Our first step is to get into the Grand Galloping Gala. It’s Equestria’s most important cultural event. Invite only. Anypony who’s anypony is going to be there, and if we’re going to make “Dainty Dove” a Princess, we need to get into that party.
Applejack: Well, shoot, you’ve already made friends with that fancy-pants lookin’ guy… What was his name?
DM: Fancy Pants.
Applejack: Oh. What I mean is, there’s your connection. See if he can pull a few strings for ya.
Rarity: I’ve already sent out some inquiries. But I need the five of you there as well.
Rainbow Dash: Haha! That’ll help, sure. “Hey, Prince Whatever. I’m a barbarian from the middle of nowhere. My friend would love to meet you!”
Pinkie Pie: Aw, but I think you’d make a great “wingman!”
(angry Rainbow Dash beat)