Page 350 - E5: Exhausted Endings

Author: Nolan Benson (l3f4y)

Guest Author’s Note: “So it ends. I don’t think I’ve ever played with anyone who fell asleep at the table, but we’ve certainly come close. After all, how are you supposed to stay awake during all those dice rolls and quest explanations and, worst of all, all that plot exposition?”

Rainbow: gasp Oh, man! I just had the weirdest dream! You were there, and you were there – and we were playing 4th edition. With ponies!
DM: …That’s still happening. You just fell asleep at the table.
Applejack: Are you alright, Rod?
Rarity: Why don’t we take a five minute break…?