“When you get beyond the glitz and glammer, you see that Canterlot has its share of mean streets. Where it can start raining between scene changes, ponies play their muted trumpets in the fire escapes, and visual gags haunt the dark alleys, just begging to be featured in one camera shot.
 
And for the life of me, I still couldn’t come up with good noir things to say. Hmm. It’s harder than I thought being a hard-boiled fashionista/detective.”