It’s my first parody please go easy on me… The picture could have been better though…
 
I think I got a bit lazy at the end though…
 
Donkey Kong:  
The graphics are so low-res, where has my 3D gone?  
The enemies don’t die and I lost good ol’ Diddy Kong  
It’s up to me to save Peach, cause clearly you can see…  
It’s got to be my destiny, and it’s what my video game is telling me.
 
Mario: These loops here are insane and the enemies won’t die.  
But I think this really used to be a piece of pizza pie.  
I have to beat the level, the animals need me.  
It’s got to be my destiny, and it’s what my video game is telling me.
 
Sonic: I don’t know how to make a game.  
Let alone an Role-play game.  
No matter what I try i always get an error on my game.  
I’ve got so many scripts to do it’s no fun being me.  
But it’s got to be my destiny, and it’s what my video game is telling me.
 
Ralph: How on earth do I beat these guys my sword won’t even work.  
I’ve lost so many lives, I wish i could go ‘n quit my work  
Could somebody please help me? These cheat codes just don’t work.  
My destiny is not pretty, but it’s what my video game is telling me.
 
Bomberman: Where in the whole world am I now this place is just absurd  
All is immune to my blasts the defense is absurd.  
I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see…  
It’s got to be… My destiny… and it’s what my video game,  
and it’s what my video game yes it’s what my video game is telling me.
 
Sprites from  
Mario  
http://www.spriters-resource.com/fullview/6203/  
Sonic  
https://www.spriters-resource.com/genesis_32x_scd/sonicth1/sheet/21628/  
Bomberman  
http://spritedatabase.net/file/8518  
Donkey Kong  
https://www.spriters-resource.com/fullview/45659/  
Ralph is in the RPG Maker VX Ace RTP.