Page 948 - Goodbye Pie

I’m pretty sure this stellar “joke” has been in my mind since I started the goshdarn comic six years ago. What a journey it’s been to get here.

DM: Anyway, as you’re checking out the VIP area–
Rainbow Dash: Which I’m totally allowed to enter.
DM: Which you are NOT automatically permitted to enter… the Wonderbolt that Applejack sold to comes up with his apple pie and meets with the Captain.
Spitfire: Hungry after the show, eh Soarin?
Soarin: Uh-huh, yeah!
DM: And of course, the pie he was carrying falls out of his mouth.
Soarin: MY PIIIIIEEEEE!!
Rainbow Dash: Ahahaha!! Moron.
DM: Aren’t you… going to help him?
Rainbow Dash: Now why would I do that?