“Never do the factory ponies learn that they can’t push Madame Cocobea through doors, but that doesn’t stop Madame Cocobea from stopping them from trying. It does get amusing how hard they try and how they eventually slump over onto her butt from exhaustion. But by then Madame Cocobea’s missed at least 1 meeting, lunch, and 2 snack breaks and usually she’d be furious about this, but over time the ponies in the factory have learned to bring her food, drinks, and the business ponies who expect a meeting in a boardroom rather than whichever hallway she’s managed to plug up with her immense girth.
 
I planned something for Halloween but I pushed it aside as I wanted to sleep in and avoid all of humanity and Madame Cocobea ate all the candy. So I did this instead, hope you didn’t have to go anywhere, looks like you’ll be stuck here until she’s dislodged.”