“Well, hello there. What’s a cute little bunny pone like you talking to a big bad guy like me?  
You should know it’s dangerous for you bunny pones to be out all on your own. What if someone decides you look to good to pass up?  
Now now, shhh, shhh. Don’t fret. Sit with me, drink a bit. It’s on me.  
Good, isn’t it? All the way down. That’s it.  
Sleepy? Don’t worry your pretty little head. It happens. Just drink another.  
You know… You really are too cute to pass up.  
Do you have a home? Is there anyone missing you? No? That’s too bad.  
Come along now. Walk this way. That’s it, lean on me. I’ll get you home.  
My home.  
I have a place where you can sleep. Nice, cozy. Just enough room for you, steel bars to lean on. You’ll love it.  
I think I’ll keep you.”
 
Thanks to Hoodie for his help.