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UrbanMysticDee
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The tradwife is a fetish character.
Think about that. Women ALWAYS worked. Even going back to the middle ages or whatever, aside from doing household chores, women would have a side hustle. They’d knit stuff and sell it at the market or sell vegetables they grew in the garden. Some of the more fecund women would nurse the children of nobles, because the queen’s tiddies are too precious to be touched by a baby’s mouth.
In the Industrial Revolution factory owners wanted to employ women and children because they were smaller and could fit into all the nooks and crannies of the machines. Men were also members of trade guilds and had to be paid a certain amount, so they would hire women and children so they could undercut their pay. That’s why mandatory schooling was invented. Organized labor in the 19th and early 20th century waged real war, with guns and people dying, to get kids out of factories so men could make more money.
The one time when we didn’t have a large number of women working was after the Second World War when the US bombed every other nation into smithereens and a single man could now afford to pay for a wife, four kids, a dog, a GI Bill subsidized house, two cars, and a vacation every year. And because household chores were now automated, women sat around being bored and divorces skyrocketed.
Even in the 20s and 30s, and in rural areas into the 60s even, housework was manual labor. Clothes had to be sewn by hand, now they’re bought on the Internet. Clothes had to be washed by hand, with harsh chemicals that rotted flesh on corrugated scrub boards, and that took all day, now you can go to the laundromat and do a month’s worth of laundry in an afternoon. Food was grown in a garden, and people had chicken coops even in cities, and they baked their own bread and preserved vegetables and meats, now you go to the store and it’s ready made, or if you’re rich you get meal prep kits off the Internet and that only takes minutes. You’re not spending four hours a day baking bread and harvesting eggs and slaving away over a hot stove. Floors had to be scrubbed by hand, now robots clean them for us while we’re away.
What’s the tradwife doing at home all day when a week’s worth of chores is now done in a single afternoon, if that?
And don’t say she’s raising the kids. What happens after they turn 5 or whatever and they go off to school? Say you have four kids and the youngest is just starting school, what do you do the 8 hours they’re away? Sit and drink wine and post on onlyfans.
And don’t pretend the real tradwives are homeschooling their kids. I remember Covid. All the people who for years brayed the loudest “You have to homeschool your kids!” the second the schools were closed down due to Covid those same people were the first to bray “Get these monsters out of my house and open the damn schools already!” The very same people who evangelized homeschooling were the ones demanding public schools open again so they can dump their kids on the teachers they claim to despise so much.
So, what exactly does the tradwife do all day? Live in some anarchoprimitivist Ted Kaczynski utopia? Are they really living in a log cabin in the woods with no electricity, knitting their own clothes, washing them in a bucket, growing their own food? Of course not. They’re posting naked pictures on the Internet and banging Chad and Tyrone while the husband is off at work and the kids are in school, and if you think she’s not you’re delusional. The tradwife is attracted to the tradlife because she can’t get a richer/sexier man at the moment.
Fleur de Lis
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The Super Mario World game has been interpreted by some as having Christian allegorical themes due to its overarching narrative of good triumphing over evil, with Mario representing righteousness and the defeat of Bowser representing the defeat of Satan. Additionally, the emphasis on rescuing Princess Peach can be seen as a metaphor for salvation or redemption. However, these interpretations are subjective and may not be the original intention of the game’s creators.
Twiface
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Women ALWAYS worked.
This is something that I’ve thought about for a long time. Although I added a qualifier:
Poor women have always had to work, in every society ever.”
These guys always seem to forget that rich people have servants. And rich women need poorer women to be their servants (such as wetnurses, as you mentioned).
Furthermore, rich women would usually spend much of their time managing not just their own servants, but all of the house’s servants, as well as planning events. So ‘housewives’ were really more of a middle class thing.
I also doubt that any of the men telling women they shouldn’t have jobs would be willing to take up any of the various pink collar occupations such as nursing, hotel housekeeping, airline stewardesses, administrative assistants, or cosmetics sales that would be vacated if all of those women actually left the workforce.
What’s the tradwife doing at home all day when a week’s worth of chores is now done in a single afternoon, if that?
Everyone seems to have collectively forgotten that women were forming social, cultural, and community service clubs during and even before the 1950’s. Even back then women still had social lives.
Or even the simple fact that women like to befriend other women and talk to each other.
to get kids out of factories so men could make more money.
There was probably also an element of children’s welfare there as well.
Also, if a self-proclaimed “tradwife” doesn’t know what these sticks are called and what they’re used for, she’s a grifter.
UrbanMysticDee
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Andrew Taint said that men having sex with women is gay and that men having sex with other men is straight. He said that a man sucking another man’s dick is the straightest thing a man can do.
He runs a porn website.
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UrbanMysticDee
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With the exception of reverse image search and improved security measures, pre-2008 Internet was infinitely better than Internet today.
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RavenandWritingDesk
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Smartphones so simple that any pre-linguistic retard could use in the hands of normies that weren’t ready for the amount of interconnection and information drawing the attention of corporate interests like the eye of sauron is what killed the Internet.
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UrbanMysticDee
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War is broken. In the past wars were fought and won and they were over. In the past half century wars just never stop. People fight and never stop. The devs need to patch war so it can go back to the way it was.
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UrbanMysticDee
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Woman: Makes video complaining about the worst economy in 100 years so people need multiple jobs to make ends meet.
Twitterati disconnected from reality: “Just get married, brah! Then, magically, the man living w 3 roommates will make $120,000 and be able to support you!”
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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The “muh birthrate” people want this exact scenario. They want poor people who can’t even support themselves to have lots of kids they can’t support because “who the hell are you not to have kids” says the lobster drug addict. That’s his best argument. No cap.
RavenandWritingDesk
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

I fucking hate gay pride.
First of all, the street marches have devolved into a grotesque display that does nothing but re-enforce every negative stereotype and feed ammunition to every homophobe. I don’t know any gay people that go, it’s mostly straight progressives looking for moral clout crowding round a couple of exhabitionists seeking an audience to beat off in front of.
Then online, perfectly chill gay adjacent communities where everyone has been happily and respectfully enjoying their subject matter get deluged by shitposters that go around spamming every single community with the same aggressively confrontational and insulting ‘pride’ copypasta, also using pride month as an excuse to act like an obnoxious cunt and trying to pick fights or stir up trouble.
Of course the mods are always the biggest degenerate freaks and will let anyone be as unpleasant as they like so long as it’s for pride, you’re not allowed to talk back because if you’re straight your a fucking monster and if you’re gay, well your not gay enough, that makes you worse than straight you filthy traitor.
The whole thing fucking sucks and is just an excuse to be shitty that i wait out every year.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Allegedly a true story.
Hwite family from Ireland: father, mother, 2 year old son. Son is in shopping cart. Father is spinning the cart around. Father’s pants are sagging exposing his whole ass, from top of the crack to the hole. He picks the son up and throws him in the air and catches him several times. Son shits his pants in the air. Wet shit stain the size of a dinner plate on pants. Father catches son, doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about shit, puts son on shoulders. Meanwhile, mother is “wearing” a dress. Both her tits are hanging out completely. She lifts up her dress in line waiting to buy stuff and tries on pants in line while father is tossing the kid and the kid is shitting in mid-air.
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