Twiface
Princess of Kirinposting
I don’t drink, and never have, but I’m gonna whine about wine.
I used to think that wine was a fancy drink for fancy people. That every bottle spent ten years fermenting inside an oak barrel in the cellar of an old manor at the top of a hill. That wine meant luxury, exclusivity, and opulence.
Then I got a job shelving wine at a grocery store. I saw all the hipster brands for yuppies. I saw plastic bags inside cardboard boxes. I saw Snoop Dogg on a wine bottle.
Now I just see wine as a consumer commodity. As glorified grape juice. It’s Bud Lite for women.