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I have two cans of stew.

One is “beef stew”. It is made from beef.
The other is “irish stew”. Is it made from irish people?

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Walking with Dinosaurs the movie 2: the lost dragons is an animated live-action sequel to the movie Walking with Dinosaurs, released in November 12, 2023, and released for DVD in February 26, 2024. It is 300 minutes long.

I cook my brack eyed peas whire the brack guy pees. Prease wear a brack tie, prease. I terr the brack guy “peace”.

@Havoc
Dragons, That Are Half Memes.

Dragons.

Two Asses!

Two Asses!

For over a year I thought the asshole neighbor cunt wife went outside all crazy hours of the night and said something that sounded like “ha” and turned the porch light on.

Nope. I was outside when the snow melted and I heard the voice clear as day. It’s a female robot voice that says “Hi”. It’s motion activated. The light comes on and the voice speaks every time the cat sets off the motion detector.

For over a year I thought the wife just never slept because the light would come on and the voice would play like every other hour throughout the night and all this time it’s the cat.

When you think about it, what’s the utility of an alarm that gets set off 20 times a day by a cat? That’s just as bad as the other motion detector that turns the stadium lights on every time the wind blows the trees.

And either these people were robbed by the people who installed the alarm, because they were robbed a couple days later, or they committed insurance fraud because someone “broke into” the house, knew exactly where to go, “stole” a few specific pieces of jewelry, and then left within minutes without taking anything else of value. That’s fishy as hell.

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you got to use horses.

’tis only a flesh wound

@UrbanMysticDee
How about Stray?

We need free VR cat petting simulator with a special glove so it really feels like you’re petting the cats, and we need it now.

That chick in that song is only beautiful because she doesn’t know that she’s beautiful. If she ever hears that song she’ll find out that she’s beautiful and will instantly turn ugly because her ignorance of her own beauty is the only thing that makes her beautiful.

“1 x 1 makes sense, because that’s like saying that a North American times a North American equals a North American. But saying -1 x -1 = 1 is like saying a South American times a South American equals a North American.”