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403rd Episode of One Piece, which is Season 16! Oh yeah, I’m in the 400th, 600 more Episodes until I’m on track.

I don’t cuss in real life but when I do, I do it when I vent. I cuss on here too but have to spoil it for obvious reasons.
This is f**king d@mn true! See? Can’t say it on here :3

@Fleur de Lis
Damn that’s a lot of people born on that day!

My mom is slowly dying and it’s stressing my entire family especially me! As of yesterday she had to go to the hospital for the 4th time this month.

@UrbanMysticDee
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/13gmck1/the_world_is_a_cat_playing_with_australia/

@Twiface
Update: it’s happening on furbooru as well

@FeatherTrap
Sure, let’s have a truce then. I have to go to work soon and we’ve strayed far from the thread’s topic. I shouldn’t be treating it like the random nonsense thread.

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To refocus the thread, here’s an unpopular opinion: I don’t like almonds, pecans, or walnuts. Peanuts are fine, especially,when salted, and cashews are tolerable, but not the aforementioned nuts.

@Twiface
I was busy on Helldivers, don’t flatter yourself.

I’m not UrbanMysticDee, I actually have things to do with my day other then obsessively watch the threads and go on unhinged benders that no-one else even wants to respond out of fear that level of stupid is contagious. XP

A gay man just called me a ‘faggot’ on the internet.

Well, I’m impressed. Given that it only took you two hours to respond, I assume my reverse psychology worked and you actually read the second entry ordered the mug that I talked about?

Oh noes! Whatever shall I do now?

I’ll have you know that I am NOT a faggot. I am a schizo. A mare schizo.

Is such a thing even possible?

Yes it is.

The first time I ate a bowl of chocolate Cheerios I threw up immediately when I finished. I never ate them again.

@Twiface
Slow internet Australian internet speeds? It’s called not being a massive faggot, how did you get those two mixed up? <:P

Your impotent noodle arms have lead you like lambs to the slaughter, forever without pony.

Sunny is such a cinnamon roll

Ha! And you never will! Australian internet is so notoriously awful that you will never be able to visit Urbandictionary.com, let alone search for ‘snowpity’ and read the second definition, and you will certainly never have the the definition printed on a mug and shipped to your house, because you’re far too clever to fall for such transparent reverse psychology!

Like this?

Hey! Don’t bring my 2023 Ponybooru collab submission into this! What did she ever do to you?

@UrbanMysticDee
Low IQs, perhaps?

Why do third world people not care that bugs are crawling on their bodies? Every video I’ve ever seen of third world people bugs just land on their bodies and crawl around and they don’t care. They don’t brush them off, they just keep doing whatever they were doing as if they don’t even notice. Why?