As I prance and dance my way through the streets of my quaint little pony town.  
I take a look at my friends and realize there’s not one pegasus or unicorn to be found, feeling myself frown.  
‘Cause I’ve been preaching and screeching so long.  
That’s even my best friend, Hitch, thinks my mind is gone.  
But I ain’t never crashed a tech-demo that didn’t deserve it.  
Me be treated like a menace to society, you know that’s absurd.
 
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Been spendin’ most our lives in an Earth pony supremacist paradise.  
Been spendin’ most our lives in an Earth pony supremacist paradise.  
Keep spendin’ most our lives in an Earth pony supremacist paradise.
 
Tell me why are we such race traitors, to see, that those other ponykinds were purged by popular decree.