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Acres forgot a tag, an honest mistake.
Grapefruit took it as a personal attack.
Grapefruit tried to attack Acres personally.
Acres didn't care.
Grapefruit got even more upset.
So, Acres was walking down the sidewalk and a dog started barking, but Acres just kept on walking. Upon seeing this, the dog became enraged, had an aneurysm, somehow caught rabies and nearly choked to death on a lawn gnome. However, Acres never saw any of that, because at that point he was already a block and a half away, just walking down the sidewalk.
That's basically what happened, I'm sure of it.
**Moral of the story: Lawn gnomes are dangerous.**