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Always remember, just because you have class levels doesn’t mean you can’t be utterly useless.

Hopefully, I’m keeping this streak rolling with another early Spudventure release! We’re continuing to solve mysteries IN SPAAACE!
Murder In Jumpspace, Session 2: Podcast | Video

Silverstream (PP): Sooo… I’m all for rescuing the lesser of the two bad guys to get him on our side, but what do we actually do with him?
Yona (FS): Yona not think that far ahead.
DM: The third and final day is already through most of the morning. Unicorns have lost all of their casting ability.
Sandbar (AJ): Let’s not get distracted. Nothing else matters but stopping Cozy Glow’s plot to erase all magic.
Chancellor Neighsay: Wait wait wait. Did I just hear you correctly?
SFX: (POP!)
Chancellor Neighsay: She’s behind THAT as well? I mean, are you sure? Do you have any proof?
Yona (FS): We saw vortex down below.
Sandbar (AJ): Well, I saw it, but yes, we could show you.
Chancellor Neighsay: No no, I… believe you. Your decision to save me, despite our past conflict… And that monologue she delivered…
Silverstream (PP): Yep. 100% evil and proud of it to boot.
Sandbar (AJ): Can your medallion help?
Chancellor Neighsay: My medallion? It might have some power left, but… Dismantling such an enchantment? I wouldn’t know where to start!
Silverstream (PP): Aren’t you a high-level Wizard?
Chancellor Neighsay: I’m an education administrator.