Page 188 - High Roller

Author: Broken Logic

For the guest author’s note, I was given a very long, strange, self-deprecating rant that I’m not going to include in its entirety, but it did contain this very unique bit…

Guest Author’s Note:
“Here’s a song. I need the practice, as I’ve taken up the role of a bard in one of my d&d campaigns. The tune should be familiar to you all. I apologize in advance either way. Ahem.

“Friendship is Dragons.
Friendship is Dragons.
Aaah.
Friendship is Dragons,
I wished that I could play some D&D (Friendship is Dragons)
Then you showed the player’s handbook to me.
Big Adventures,
Tons of loot.
A beautiful larp,
faithful and wrong.
Sharing buffs now
is a single feat.
And magic makes it all complete,
because Friendship is Dragons.
Did you know you are my very first group?

“Now get out of here. Oh, wait. This isn’t my home. OK, loiter here as long as you want. Don’t expect free food. Chances are, I ate it.”

DM: Roll to hit.
Miss.
Perception check.
Natural One.
Acrobatics check.
…
Another fail.
Rainbow Dash: AJ? Maybe you should take it easy on the skill checks for a while.
Applejack: It’s okay. I think I must have rolled out all the low ones by now.
DM: Fail.
Miss.
Fail.
Applejack: I think I need new dice.
Dice: =D