ITT: We Are Old

Adán Druego
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@acres  
Back in my day, we used to call months “moons”. We had to call them that because the changelings had stolen the word “month”, so we had to think up something neu. “Neu” is how we said “new” back then ever since the Yaks had threatened to declare war seeing as the word “new”…
Adán Druego
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Back in my day, we didn’t dear question a site assistant or any other staff for fear of being banned, then dox, then swatted and finally being accused of dealing in real child pornography…
 
Wait! That was just back on the old site.
TheBridge
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Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

I know NOTHING
Back in my day, we had a bunch of fancy tech gadgets as opposed to just stupid smartphone enabled apps. You young whippersnappers don’t know the joy of real technicology. Your eyes taken captive by the screens of your phones and yer tiktocs and pokeMAN gos.
ANoobis
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Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Back in my day, we didn’t have any of this Siren Head nonsense. A creepy air raid siren meant you were entering Silent Hill, and that’s how we liked it.
TheBridge
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

I know NOTHING
Back in my day, you idiots would keep all the internet shenanigans to yourselves. You kept things at least relatively isolated and wouldn’t babbler on about everything from personal problems to politics everywhere. Everyone was a weird mix of ignorant liberalism, actual leftism and 9/11 truthers with some conspiracies on the bankers thrown in.
 
I hated that too you youngins, but at least I could go on in relative peace.
Officer Hotpants
Rabid Squirrel - Don't pet it.
A toast - Incredibly based
Officer Shid pants - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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Back in my day you didn’t have to scour half a dozen different archives just to download the bare essential Morrowind mods. You just went to planetelderscrolls.
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