Mud Ponies And Why They're The Worst.
Mariculture 
Amateur-er Autist
@Fleur de Lis
It’s almost harvesting season!
I tried to find something mount and blade related but instead found this. I’m sorry.
It’s almost harvesting season!
I tried to find something mount and blade related but instead found this. I’m sorry.
FeatherTrap 
Knight of Boops
I mean, pegasi don’t have the “do literally everything” head appendage either, don’t let them off the hook so easy, OP.
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@FeatherTrap
They natively have flight, cloudwalking and weather control, just for being born pegasi. It’s implied that they have eagle vision, cold resistance, enhanced spatial awareness and faster reflexes/cognition. If you just extrapolate from Rainbow Dash, they may have eidetic memories and enhanced durability.
They are easily the most blessed when it comes to passive abilities and perks. Also remember that Twilight and Starlight are outliers among unicorns, more so than Rainbow Dash is among pegasi. Most unicorns that don’t have magic as their cutie mark are usually depicted as limited and weak.
They natively have flight, cloudwalking and weather control, just for being born pegasi. It’s implied that they have eagle vision, cold resistance, enhanced spatial awareness and faster reflexes/cognition. If you just extrapolate from Rainbow Dash, they may have eidetic memories and enhanced durability.
They are easily the most blessed when it comes to passive abilities and perks. Also remember that Twilight and Starlight are outliers among unicorns, more so than Rainbow Dash is among pegasi. Most unicorns that don’t have magic as their cutie mark are usually depicted as limited and weak.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
And unicorns can do all of that with just a little bit of effort.
Passives are for soyboy night elf cucks who play healbot.
Passives are for soyboy night elf cucks who play healbot.
ANoobis
Wrong. That kind of magic is way beyond most unicorns. Imitating Rainbow Dash almost broke Twilight’s brain, and she was born to be a god. The pre-Equestrian unicorns were dependent on the pegasi for weather control.
Ghibelline Omnipotens
And unicorns can do all of that with just a little bit of effort.
Wrong. That kind of magic is way beyond most unicorns. Imitating Rainbow Dash almost broke Twilight’s brain, and she was born to be a god. The pre-Equestrian unicorns were dependent on the pegasi for weather control.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@ANoobis
I suppose you’re ignoring the fact that unicorns can do the pegasi’s supposedly unique and critical role with basic bitch telekinesis that a fuckin’ seamstress has access to?
I know, must suck not being a unicorn. I pity the subponies, really.
I suppose you’re ignoring the fact that unicorns can do the pegasi’s supposedly unique and critical role with basic bitch telekinesis that a fuckin’ seamstress has access to?
I know, must suck not being a unicorn. I pity the subponies, really.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@FeatherTrap
How strong is that telekinesis? Rarely do you see a unicorn lift more than a regular person could lift with one hand. You seem to think that everyone is Starlight Glimmer. That just isn’t the case. We almost never see them move things that a person couldn’t with their arms, and every time we do, it’s one of the main characters. The rest are not especially strong or skilled. We saw a unicorn defeated by a jar of peanut butter.
Zecora outright stated that she owns unicorns in terms of magic.
How strong is that telekinesis? Rarely do you see a unicorn lift more than a regular person could lift with one hand. You seem to think that everyone is Starlight Glimmer. That just isn’t the case. We almost never see them move things that a person couldn’t with their arms, and every time we do, it’s one of the main characters. The rest are not especially strong or skilled. We saw a unicorn defeated by a jar of peanut butter.
Zecora outright stated that she owns unicorns in terms of magic.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@ANoobis
Strong enough to make pegasi irrelevant, you know the airhead cope is real when they’re reduced to “there’s a zeeb who sits in the forest and does nothing, but she says she can kick your butt!”
Strong enough to make pegasi irrelevant, you know the airhead cope is real when they’re reduced to “there’s a zeeb who sits in the forest and does nothing, but she says she can kick your butt!”
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@ANoobis
Too be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand why Unicorns are the Supreme Pony, so as a consequence airheads and mud ponies are too stupid to comprehend it.
Okay, I feel compelled to ask: are you actually trying to have a serious conversation with me about the means and skills of each race of pony in a thread that exists to make racist jokes at the expense of Earth Ponies?
If the answer is: “Yes, stop evading my points with non-arguments you coward!” then let me remind you that this is a joke thread, if you’re gonna be here, contribute to the joke.
And also calm the fuck down, my dude.
Too be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand why Unicorns are the Supreme Pony, so as a consequence airheads and mud ponies are too stupid to comprehend it.
Okay, I feel compelled to ask: are you actually trying to have a serious conversation with me about the means and skills of each race of pony in a thread that exists to make racist jokes at the expense of Earth Ponies?
If the answer is: “Yes, stop evading my points with non-arguments you coward!” then let me remind you that this is a joke thread, if you’re gonna be here, contribute to the joke.
And also calm the fuck down, my dude.
