Just Ponies Talking

It sure is great being a pony!

I walked around, ate some grass life is good.

Did you hear that the princesses EAT?

@Havoc  
Spits out grass. That kind of talking will get you sent to the glue factory!

@acres  
But it’s true! The newspaper said so!

@Havoc  
You can’t believe everything you read.

@acres  
But Twilight said!

You believed that heretic? Next you’ll be telling me that the sun is controlled by gravity.

@acres  
Of course not! I’m just pulling ya leg. That shut-in is a total loon. Why the Princess cares about her so much I’ll never know.

Someone told me there’s a magic mirror that leads to a world full of monkeys.

@Dex Stewart  
The old bedtime story? What kind of hay have you been eating?
 
Would be cool though.

@Dex Stewart  
Next you’ll say that Princess had a former student that went through it. What lunacy!

Continues to eat grass, mumbling about something.

The new Power Ponies movie will probably suck.

@Dex Stewart  
You mean play, right?

@Havoc  
It’s gonna be in that same theater that played the Wonderbolts movie.

Have you heard? Those pear ponies moved out!

@Havoc  
I like strawberries better anyway.

@Dex Stewart  
Too bad nopony grows them around here.

@Havoc  
…FeAtHeR!

@Dex Stewart  
THERE ARE FOALS!

@Havoc  
Hi girls!

@Dex Stewart  
Oh, hello.

@Havoc  
One time I smoked so much grass with Tree Hugger I slept right through Taco Tuesday!