Waifu Wars

@Dex Stewart  
Maybe that’s why Marble is so shy.

@Havoc  
I like where this fanfiction is going.

@Officer Hotpants  
It’s not a fanfic if it’s true.
 

 
Jk

@Jomok0  

 
My waifu could help you with that, but you’ll have to take back all the bad things you said about her first.

@Twiface  
My waifu can step on yours.

@Havoc  
Kinky.

@Officer Hotpants  
Not really had the fun dreams, no. Oddly the only fictional character who shows up as a recurring element of my dreams is Birdman, from the cheap, poorly made Hanna Barbara cartoon from the 60s. AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
 
 
@Twiface  
Your waifu is based and radpilled and I love her but my waifu is still superior.

@Officer Hotpants  
Well, she CAN turn into a giant robot whenever she wants.

@Jomok0  

 

 
Why yes, she is quite radpilled indeed. She will ignore the last six words in that sentence and accept your apology.
 

 
@Havoc  

 
Cute. How can she step on somepony taller than her?
 

@Twiface  

 
Stepladder.

@Twiface  
Wasn’t talking about Sunset. She might be my pony Waifu, but my ultimate waifu is Jinmay from SRMTHFG.

@Havoc  
Would you be happy or disgusted that someone on DeviantArt has requested several vore comics with Jinmay?

@Dex Stewart  
I don’t know.

@Havoc  
Out of curiosity,I looked up “jinmay vore” and what comes up is mostly the requests I myself got. Just to warn you, I don’t think they’re my best work.

@Dex Stewart  
All I’m seeing is circle tool. About what I expected for a sadly mostly forgotten show.

 
My Waifu can stab yours.

@Havoc  
Ah yes. The land of the setting sun.

Mine is still the best.

 
Non pony waifu.  
Kozukozu,from Akibaranger.  
Played by Kozue Aikawa,dancer and choreographer mainly, occasionally sings and acts.

@Dex Stewart  
They named her character after her?

@Officer Hotpants  
Yeah. I dunno why. They also added a scene where she kisses Hakase,or rather Hakase kisses her, because she’s into girls and they knew she wouldn’t mind.

@Dex Stewart  
I doubt anyone minded.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nary a ripple.

@Dex Stewart  
Misread that as “nipple”. Was, and still am, terribly disappointed.

@Officer Hotpants  
Warning! Nipple! Green!