Elon Musk - Con Man
In case you were wondering, here’s the lyrics (his accent is thicc):
But I’m a carman (it’s a parody of starman)
Earth is my garage,
Ain’t gonna risk my stardom for what might be a mirage.
I’m a carman,
Or maybe I’m a god,
Zooming round the planet in my hyperlooping pod.
It then cuts off as he’s saying:
Joe Rogan told me,
Keep your rockets smokin’,
Don’t ever stop your tokin’,
Your autopilot’s broken.
(Future Elon)
Go to Mars and the future’s your-or-ors,
The new race of humans from my bag of spor-or-ors,
In 50 years you’ll be able to go outdoors.
(spoken) Lotta terraforming
(Both)
Ruling Mars, man,
High up on a throne,
I’ll be the hottest dude there ‘cause I’ll be there all alone.
(Present Elon)
Me told me,
Go to Mars, you gen-i-us,
Stop playing with your pen-i-us,
The king without a queen-i-us,
On Mars.
(You can watch the full song
here)
It still sounds like he’s saying “con man” and that might have been the writers getting crap past the radar.