Video sharing thread

@TheBridge  

 
He can’t keep getting away with it!

@TheBridge  
The Ninjakon video I did had 24 views and now it has over 200.

@Dex Stewart  
You’ve hit the big times now. Don’t forget about us when you’re swimming through your money vault.

@Officer Hotpants  
I’m not monetized. I’m not even sure how to monetize videos.

@Dex Stewart  
Oh, that’s simple. You just have to already have money.

@Officer Hotpants  
I was thinking if I got like thirty bucks from YouTube every month or two I could buy more action figures and dvds to make more videos.  
I don’t really care, I’m just doing this for fun.  
Here’s a cool unrelated video about all the looks of Jason Voorhees.

George Orwell’s last deathbed interview
 
Orwell in 1950: “Don’t let 1984 become a reality.”
 
People today: “Hey, wiretap, can you answer this basic question I should have memorized the answer to but I don’t have to because computers think for me?”

Y’all ready know this, but I share every video so, book release delayed

Halloween Ghost Story
 
Today is Halloween and I have a real life ghost story to share with you.
 
Also, forgot this yesterday,
 
The myth of Orpheus, which is also a ghost story.

Watch this. It’s weird. It’s black and white. It’s from an old tv show. It’s got makeup. It’s got vague racism.It’s a cover song.

@Dex Stewart  
My left ear enjoyed it, my right ear felt left out.
 
Also, as of 2020, The Lennon Sisters are still alive, although two have retired.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I don’t usually use headphones anymore.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Oh, all the ghost stories I could share. Dare I? The personal context is too much and I always have felt iffy with talking about such. If I wanted to debunk yours I could say that is was just a state of sleep paralysis and you yourself admitting to having sleep induced hallucinations makes it easy for dismissal from anyone with any slight skeptical leaning. I know 100% the feeling though of something feeling different, when you know something is off, or something feels external to the self. While I can’t fully dismiss those experiences just being my mind I also have had stuff well, let’s just say multiple people and real world objects…
 
@Dex Stewart  
That was weird. Fitting enough for Halloween though!
 
@Dex Stewart  
I never have used headphones much at all out of fears of hearing damage.

Kirk Douglas - A Whale of a Tale
 
From 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
 
Kirk Douglas swears by his tattoo which isn’t visible anywhere on his body.

Cunt fights a security guard for her right to steal from a store. She’s sperging out, hitting and kicking him. Old cunt in the background says “Don’t hit her, she’s still smaller.” “Watch your mouth, be a gentleman.” She needs to get her fucking teeth knocked out too.
 
Police come and actually arrest her! Fuck yeah, equality for one out of a billion times!
 
Since this is murica we know she won’t get punished for real. We need to take a few lessons from the Taliban’s playbook.

Common core math has been around longer than I thought.

Attacktucans latest Zootr This time he’s doing a randomizer of Ocarina of Time on the 3DS.

It seems even penguins have trouble telling one penguin from another.

Hold fast, lads! Do it for Mommy Britain!
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
The duck?