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James Cameron Vs Ripley’s Underwear
 
Should call it “James Cameron Virtue Signals to Avoid Being Cancelled”.
 
You have a monster that’s entirely sexual, from every inch of its design to the way it kills people, that rapes a man’s face and tears his chest apart, spraying gallons of blood all over everyone. Another character, who we discover is a robot, has an epileptic fit during which time he shoots gallons of white fluid out of his mouth and all over the room, gets his head knocked off, and is later set on fire. All of this is perfectly fine. But a woman standing around in her underwear for less than a minute is crossing the line!
 
Get fucked James Cameron!

@UrbanMysticDee  
God forbid there be a scantily-clad woman in the movie that’s literally a two hour rape allegory in which the monster is an honest-to-god dick-monster.

I just unlocked Goose Howard
 
One of the funniest videos of all time.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I swear god made those assholes with the intent that we would grab their necks and twist.

@Officer Hotpants  
I once calculated scientifically that geese are the third biggest assholes on the planet. I don’t remember one and two.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I’m guessing dolphins & chimps.

A couple of cats having the laziest fight.

RUN HIDE FIGHT Trailer
 
Looks good. Gonna definitely watch this one. I’m very glad someone did a school shooter movie. Fuck the victims and the people saying “ooh, you can’t make a movie about someone’s tragedy.” Fuck yourselves, you’re just using people for your agenda. I was doing school shooter stories while I was still in school. I think it’s awesome. One of the best subjects for a movie. I want to take every tragic thing that’s ever happened and make a movie about it just to rub it in people’s faces. Just to be the biggest prick possible.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Ive seen sone of it. It’s okay. Ending is really cheesy.

Kappy Playing BattleBlock Theater CO-OP this game has had me laughing since it’s so funny.

@ThatJewAsshole  
It was a simpler time.

Making Roman bread
 
I only know what grams are in relation to drugs, can you use freedom units to measure the ingredients?

Legend of Beavis  
This may be one of the best things ever.

@Dex Stewart  
That was amazing. It fit so well the it almost looked like the mouth was synced with the words.

Aniline reacting with dinitrogen tetroxide. Aniline will also react with hydrogen peroxide, which are the two chemicals my dragons used in the realistic fantasy story I was planning in 2013 that never got off the ground. Aniline can be produced by mixing ammonia with phenol, two common organic chemicals, so I figured it was plausible that if dragons did exist they could use readily available waste products to make fire.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Wait. People take that shit seriously?

@Officer Hotpants  
People who don’t believe in God will believe in anything.

@UrbanMysticDee  
That’s just not true. Who have you talked to?

@ANoobis  
There’s a little thing called the Internet, and TV, college campus, the killing fields. Where have you been?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Right here, being an atheist. Define “anything.”

@ANoobis  
Pronoun
 
anything
 
Any object, act, state, event, or fact whatever; a thing of any kind; something or other.