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@ANoobis  
Je-sus FUCK. She really is trying to kill the franchise!
 
Also you gotta look up their trial from a few months ago. It was true shit show. At one point one of them actually asks the judge “I’m not under oath so that means I can lie, right?”
 
 
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*underage shower near-rape scene
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@Officer Hotpants  
After parts in Detroit, Cage is getting a bit sus, although I doubt they’d give him reign over Star wars like tha-
 
Actually; Never mind. It’s Kennedy. She’d let him do the same but allow him to have force powers with that.
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All that groveling Valve did, pulling titles to protect sugar daddy Xi’s feelings, was for nothing
It’s as if grovelling to bullies never works :thonk:
 
That might be relevant… if not for the fact that Steam/Valve had nothing to do with the game being pulled and that Red Candle Games, the developer of Devotion, willingly pulled the game from the storefront when their publisher ended their partnership over the incident.  
https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/devotion-devs-explain-why-game-pulled-from-steam/
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@Azure Fang  
Your link got merged with the @.  
and that Red Candle Games, the developer of Devotion, willingly pulled the game from the storefront when their publisher ended their partnership over the incident.
They should put it back, then.
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@Barhandar  
That decision is up to whoever owns the game IP, not Steam/Valve. Instead of republishing on Steam, Red Candle is self-publishing on their own site - https://shop.redcandlegames.com/ - where they can’t be review-bombed.
 
EDIT: It should be noted, the game was originally slated to release on GOG. Once the drama began, CD Projekt delayed its GOG release, then axed it completely. That was a case of a storefront bowing, if you’re looking for drama to chase.
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where they can’t be review-bombed
1: only if they don’t have reviews at all (which calls quality of the game into question) and 2: see above about caving to bullies.
 
the game was originally slated to release on GOG. Once the drama began, CD Projekt delayed its GOG release, then axed it completely. That was a case of a storefront bowing, if you’re looking for drama to chase.
My download location for GOG games is called Corsair Cove. Lacking DRM kinda does that.
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I love the Emergency series mission intro cutscenes. They’re either reasonable or hilarious. There is no middle ground.
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@Absol95  
Battlefield was in a sharp bank since the beginning, but it only inverted and plunged towards the ground with BFV. 3 had a horrible launch, mostly broken, fixed later (mostly), but had new features and everyone forgot. 4 had a horrible launch, mostly broken, fixed later (much later), had a lot of features that were good, but also embedded loot mechanics. BF1 doubled down on loot mechanics. BFV added some good things and fixed some issues, but degraded the game in almost every other way to a point of being barely playable. I won’t try the new one, I am done with EA.
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@FeatherTrap  
Let Nyaster Chief be who he really wants to be UwU
 
It’s pretty cringe, though at least it’s fun for shitposting and for marking yourself for immediate death in any match you enter.
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@Officer Hotpants  
Oh, a mod idea I had while creating that SFM picture.
 
A mod that coverts all the humans in Halo into Ponies, with Master Chief and Cortana replaced with Shining Chief and a holographic Cadance. To go the full nine yards, I’d hire the fandom’s best Shiny and Cadance impersonators to re-record all of their lines from all three games (fuck you if you think Halo 4 and 5 are canon) for proper authenticity.
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