Vent Thread

@evan555alpha
All three of them are has-beens.

The obese man who used to cut his entire lawn into sections, bake them in his oven, and put them back outside, and had his wife and child son park a block away so the shadow of their car wouldn’t harm his grass, put a pile of garbage in the middle of the road. He bent over for like 5 minutes and massaged the pile of garbage while the obese woman, beard of the gay man with tits who puts garbage in the direct exact middle of the road, who yells at you when you put something in the road, watched the obese man massage garbage in the middle of the road while talking to him buddy buddy.

Only one person isn’t allowed to put stuff in the road, everyone else can pour used motor oil down the storm drain and sell drugs to the police and set off illegal fireworks and play jogger music at 200 decibels at 2 AM and no one complains. They’re all good chums. Thicc as thieves. The scum of the earth palling around.

I know Jesus said “love your neighbors,” but he didn’t have neighbors who were all assholes.

@UrbanMysticDee
Some have said that the Bible also said “love your enemies.” Love your neighbor, love your enemy. Tomato tumotoe.

@Twiface
That’s a bit unfair, no?

@IvanSatoru
Funfair? Where? I could go for some fun.

Man, at a certain point during dementia you really do just start mourning someone while they’re still alive, don’t you?

@Anonymous #5DF6
I mourn the world, though it is still alive.

@ponypony221
Who doesn’t?
…don’t answer that.

Has anyone watched the Shooter serial show? In the movie, Matt Wahlberg kills politicians. I don’t think the new actor kills any politicians in the serial show.

I mourn my chorizo that went grey.

I was gonna have eggs with that shit!

@IvanSatoru
That movie was cool

FIRE BURN SMOKE
BLACKEN THE LAND AND FREEZE THE EARTH
MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE!

A squirrel decided to fry itself this morning we lost power here for a few seconds.

@coolmaster43232
Inconsiderate little prick. Just like the people who jump in front of trains and ruin the morning commute.

Oh yeah and the giant mosquitos are showing up again

@ponypony221
They sure are. The Only reason I know the power went out is that my radio turned off since I always leave it on.

Ceiling lights are a pain in the ass. I need a ladder and an extra arm to change them.

HTML-formatted emails are literally cancer.

I think a wisdom tooth is coming down. Already feel my cheek chafing.

I look up “Mark Wahlberg killing politicians” and I get a thousand articles whining about the actor throwing rocks or whatever at some black negro nigger wogs when he was 15 and not going to jail long enough or something. Brave search is freaking retarded.

@IvanSatoru
All search engines have gone to shit.

For some reason there had been a whole bunch of Ants getting into my parents house.

Someone is trying to sell me a retirement plan or something via a free steak dinner, even though I’m only 36.

Of all the countries in the world I hate mapping Cameroon the most. I’ve spent more time trying to interpret the Rorschach test that they call a border than any two other countries combined.

@Goku Black
My job tried to get me to sign up for a retirement plan. I turned them down. I didn’t tell them it was because I expect the world to end long before I would retire.