Vent Thread

@Adan Druego
Welcome to Poe's law.

Me and my parents had a rotisserie chicken tonight and it didn't taste so good and then while my dad was grabbing a piece he chickened his milk.

@coolmaster43232
… what?

@Officer Hotpants
He accidentally drop a piece of Chicken in his milk.

3 days of the Internet crapping out on me. The world is a frozen arctic hellscape and I have to deal with people who've apparently had 25,000 "bad days" in a row, I need to escape to the Internet to avoid going completely nuts and just making for the exit. Throw me a bone, give me one pleasure in life, don't make it 100% hell.

@UrbanMysticDee
I also use the internet to escape reality.

Searching Amazon for paper.

"New or used?"

What the fuck do you mean used paper? If it's already used it's worthless. That's like asking if someone wants used food. It's already been chewed and then spit back out, that makes it softer, for people with no teeth. No, that's a hard pass.

Can't find 88 brightness. Everything is 92 and above, which is rubbish. 88 is the optimal brightness for all applications and any other brightness is worthless, like Alec Baldwin.

@UrbanMysticDee
An idealistic take would be them meaning "recycled", but it's Amazon so they most likely literally mean used.

Son of a bitch, it's snowing again.

@Barhandar
Knowing amazon, you're not unlikely to get recycled paper that was then used & erased.

Feeling like utter dogshit. Read a fic that put bad thoughts into my mind, and I tried venting about it to someone, only to realise I couldn't talk about that topic in a way I meant to. Like there's a mental blockade preventing me from talking about it. Now I'm just spiraling. I'm feeling too shit to do anything, and that means I'm alone with my thoughts, which is only making things worse.
Bleh.
Gonna try to play some EaW.

@Sapphie
Do you need someone to talk too?

@Acres
Nah, I don't think I can get over this mental block, but thanks for the offer

@Sapphie
Alright, but I’m here if you need someone to yell at for awhile.

@Sapphie
I hope you'll feel better soon.

@Sapphie
Ah. You've been reading Anon's Deep Tissue Massage too, I see.

@Officer Hotpants
Nah, just "Unplanned". Only I would be able to get depressed after reading a happy fic

@Sapphie
Nah. I get myself down by thinking too much while reading happy fics sometimes.

@Officer Hotpants
I get myself down by just existing.

@UrbanMysticDee

Old people who need a hearing aid and can get one for free from Medicare but refuse to get one and make you repeat yourself and talk loudly and then complain "Why are you yelling at me, I'm the victim" piss me the fuck off.

@UrbanMysticDee
Even more so when they refuse to use the walker they were given after falling down and getting sent to the hospital three separate times because "I don't want to become reliant on it, I just need to build up the strength in my knees"

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STRENGTHEN YOUR KNEES? Even assuming that's the problem and not that you eat half a sandwich and think it's enough to keep you going for the whole day.

@Acres
That's what all the media is there to prevent.

@UrbanMysticDee
I understand so fucking completely.

@Anonymous #5DF6
Are you my cousin or something? Do we have the same grandmother?

@Anonymous #5DF6
My Grandma from my mother's side was like that. She refused to go to a care facility even though she has Alzheimer's she was put in one after she fell a couple times by one of my aunts.

My 3DS runs out of battery within 30-40 minutes of being on and have no idea why. I don't have the 3d or Wireless enable.