Vent Thread
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
The explanation my schools always gave us was “if they smell peanut butter they’ll immediately have a seizure and die and it’ll be all your fault.”That’s a lie. Peanut smell isn’t one of the few that can work like that.
Mariculture 
Amateur-er Autist
@Barhandar
>hurr durr salt bad
Yep. I still don’t know why they have such a hateboner for salt. They were perfectly fine with giving us pepper, ketchup, honey mustard, mild taco sauce, and ranch dressing. White gravy too.
By far the best decision though has to be going out of their way to install coke machines, but banning anyone from using them. They even stocked them.
>hurr durr salt bad
Yep. I still don’t know why they have such a hateboner for salt. They were perfectly fine with giving us pepper, ketchup, honey mustard, mild taco sauce, and ranch dressing. White gravy too.
By far the best decision though has to be going out of their way to install coke machines, but banning anyone from using them. They even stocked them.
Color Anon 
Distant banjo noise
By far the best decision though has to be going out of their way to install coke machines, but banning anyone from using them. They even stocked them.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@EverfreeEmergencies
I wish my school had machines that dispensed coke. Insert money and get a line.
I wish my school had machines that dispensed coke. Insert money and get a line.
Barhandar
@EverfreeEmergencies
Because of terrible medical non-science and idiots applying it wrong (bet the sauces had tons of salt in them).
And yeah, sounds like money laundering. How exactly did they ban anyone from using them, and how did they not end up being broken within a week?
Because of terrible medical non-science and idiots applying it wrong (bet the sauces had tons of salt in them).
And yeah, sounds like money laundering. How exactly did they ban anyone from using them, and how did they not end up being broken within a week?
Color Anon
Distant banjo noise
When I was a kid, my school gave us a breakfast made out of just a plastic mug with chocolate “milk” and a big dried fruits cookie that was hard like a rock.
And by “milk” I meant it was a brown liquid made out of powdered milk, cocoa and tons of vitamins and minerals, which was genuinely good for us but smelled like ass, and we couldn’t leave the table until we had finished it all, OR ELSE.
And by “milk” I meant it was a brown liquid made out of powdered milk, cocoa and tons of vitamins and minerals, which was genuinely good for us but smelled like ass, and we couldn’t leave the table until we had finished it all, OR ELSE.
Mariculture
Amateur-er Autist
@ANoobis
Not sure. If they are they’re good at hiding it.
@Barhandar
Cutting/blocking the connection to the buttons, I think. That being said, the janitors and our resource officer had no problem with just opening the machine as long as it wasn’t during class change, the administration wasn’t nearby, and you paid for it. Like most bans, it wasn’t very effective.
@Color Anon
During senior year I remember they hyped up this big “senior-only breakfast” you could go to if your grades were decent and you didn’t cause any trouble.
It was cold instant bacon.
Not sure. If they are they’re good at hiding it.
@Barhandar
Cutting/blocking the connection to the buttons, I think. That being said, the janitors and our resource officer had no problem with just opening the machine as long as it wasn’t during class change, the administration wasn’t nearby, and you paid for it. Like most bans, it wasn’t very effective.
@Color Anon
During senior year I remember they hyped up this big “senior-only breakfast” you could go to if your grades were decent and you didn’t cause any trouble.
It was cold instant bacon.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
In high school we had vending machines full of soda, Gatorade,and coffee.
Acres 
I remember when the chips in our vending machines went from regular to baked.
I hated baked chips.
I hated baked chips.
Mariculture
Amateur-er Autist
@Acres
Kettle cooked is worse. They replaced all the lite chips with kettle cooked after Christmas break (sorry, Winter break, gotta be inclusive in my predominantly white, Christian town) my sophomore year.
Kettle cooked is worse. They replaced all the lite chips with kettle cooked after Christmas break (sorry, Winter break, gotta be inclusive in my predominantly white, Christian town) my sophomore year.
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@Color Anon
Woo, I totally relate to this. What a fucking classic.
We used those galletones as rocks to throw in classes and the oranges to play football if we hadn’t any bottle.
Woo, I totally relate to this. What a fucking classic.
We used those galletones as rocks to throw in classes and the oranges to play football if we hadn’t any bottle.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Aryanne
Some dude crudely spray painted a swastika on his door and another has a giant poster hanging on the front of their house that says: BULLSHIT. I don’t think people would mind having a nazipone around.
Some dude crudely spray painted a swastika on his door and another has a giant poster hanging on the front of their house that says: BULLSHIT. I don’t think people would mind having a nazipone around.
Mariculture
Amateur-er Autist
@Barhandar
A chip that feels like a baked chip and tastes like a normal unsalted, flavorless potato chip if you dunked it in 18 gallons of vinegar and soured milk.
@Aryanne
Might want to rethink that, it’s still a dry county.
A chip that feels like a baked chip and tastes like a normal unsalted, flavorless potato chip if you dunked it in 18 gallons of vinegar and soured milk.
@Aryanne
Might want to rethink that, it’s still a dry county.
Color Anon
Distant banjo noise
@Тпсс_
Temblabas de miedo el día que tocaba comer pescado en el almuerzo del colegio porque el olor era insoportable.
¡Y pobre de tí si no e comías la manzana o la naranja!
Temblabas de miedo el día que tocaba comer pescado en el almuerzo del colegio porque el olor era insoportable.
¡Y pobre de tí si no e comías la manzana o la naranja!
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@Color Anon
En mi caso el pescado era lo más decente, pero siempre tocaba con ese puré hirviendo que parecía jugo.
Pero odiaba las letenjas era diarrea segura o los huevos que siempre estaban a medio cocer y con pelos.
En mi caso el pescado era lo más decente, pero siempre tocaba con ese puré hirviendo que parecía jugo.
Pero odiaba las letenjas era diarrea segura o los huevos que siempre estaban a medio cocer y con pelos.
Barhandar
A chip that feels like a baked chip and tastes like a normal unsalted, flavorless potato chip if you dunked it in 18 gallons of vinegar and soured milk.
how the fuck
this is an atrocity
this is an atrocity
Color Anon
Distant banjo noise
@Тпсс_
Las lentejas y garbanzos me aterraban por el temor a morder las piedras que a veces traían.
Las lentejas y garbanzos me aterraban por el temor a morder las piedras que a veces traían.