The explanation my schools always gave us was “if they smell peanut butter they’ll immediately have a seizure and die and it’ll be all your fault.”
Your schools are retarded and need to be forced through anaphylactic shock aka worst case that could happen because anyone with worse has ALREADY DIED or is LIVING IN A LITERAL BUBBLE. And anaphylaxis is only deadly if you don’t have epipen to stab yourself with, or some piece of shit prevents you from doing so while you suffocate.
They also got pissed at me once for bringing a salt grinder for lunch.
Let me guess, “hurr durr salt bad” (no it’s not, salt consumption doesn’t lead to any long-term effects) and hence serving terrible bland MealsTM instead of food?
Surprisingly yes. I think the new recommendation is to expose your baby to small amounts of allergens.
That’s great on them!
@Acres
Individual Explosive Package?
Definitely should lawsuit them the fuck up. There isn’t any possible compromise, either they fulfill the IEP
to the letter or he should be studying at a different school (read: the other one getting your brother’s money) altogether.
