Somehow I’m eating less this month but crapping more. Where’s it coming from? It’s obviously not made of the food I’m not eating.
I usually have about 22 bowel movements per month. So far I’ve had 13 in the past 15 days, but I’m eating about half of what I normally eat because eating hurts. Has a wormhole opened up in my colon and someone else’s crap is flowing through my ass? I don’t understand it. My body is apparently generating matter out of nothing.