Vent Thread

Death to all lesbians.

This is what you look like right now:

4cuck is cucked beyond belief. I can’t post anything at all. They ask me for email verification and maybe then they’ll let me post. I can’t even use a burner email account because they reject those.

@Anonymous #80F6
Then you are the cucked one beyond belief.

I just turned 28. Normally birthdays are supposed to be celebrated, but I can’t help but feel concerned. Once you’re 25, there’s little to gain from aging further (both health-wise and socially) and I feel like a loser because my life hasn’t changed that much from where it was ten years ago. The older I get, the more glaring my lack of accomplishments will become if thing’s don’t start changing drastically soon.

@Twiface
You lucked out. You were still borned in the 20th century.

@UrbanMysticDee
I wasn’t old enough to properly experience it.
But I suppose I should be glad that my childhood didn’t consist of Fortnite and Elsagate videos.

@Twiface
Fortnite and Mark Ass Brownlee

@Twiface
I turned 38 2 months ago. Things are even more bleak for me.

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
How bleak my life must be at 51…

Fuck aimbots!

A faggot, your day is ruined.

@Anonymous #7519
Quit being a British cigarette…

@BikerDash
irl bs

I hate “Idea guys”.
They are the bane of every project developing community.

So idea guys are too sexy for you. Got it.

@UrbanMysticDee
Okay, you made me chuckle.

Why are classic bone-in wings more expensive than the boneless wings at WingStop? Shouldn’t it be the other way around, since, y’know, taking the bones out involves some labor while leaving it in doesn’t?!

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Maybe it’s a function of supply and demand?
Or the meat from the ‘boneless’ wings comes from a different part of the chicken that doesn’t have bones?

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Boneless “wings” are just breast meat chunks.

Coca-Cola used to have special Christmas-themed cases with pictures of Santa Claus on them in the 90s. They called them “Santa Packs” and had commercials singing “Santa Packs are coming!”

Then everything got pussified in the late 90s. They still kept the picture of Santa Claus on the box but the commercial then said “Holidays are coming!”

Fuck you, Coca-Cola! Santa Claus is on the fucking box. NO other “holidays” have Santa Claus, just one. Just say fucking Santa Claus, not “holidays”.

It’s just like the other commercials you see today (“today” for me is everything from 2012 onward). They’ll mention EVERY other holiday in existence EXCEPT Christmas. They’ll say “Have a happy Hannuka, Kwanzaa, Diwali, Winter Solstice, Muslim Armpit Festival, and happy holidays!” Say fucking Christmas.

Inclusion was never a problem. I’m from New Fucking Jersey, okay. On a clear day I can look across the little murky water thing and see New York, the most diverse place in the history of the universe. We had 400 Jew holidays that got us out of school each year. There were more ethnic holidays than non-holiday days. The problem is EXCLUSION of Christmas. Have a billion holidays if you want, just include Christmas. Say fucking Christmas. Just say it. Include it in the list of holidays. Don’t deliberately exclude the one holiday that the vast majority of people celebrate (yes, Jews in NJ celebrate Christmas because “It means I get more presents”).

I don’t even celebrate holidays. Holidays for me is shit, but I don’t exclude them. I don’t ignore reality.

Look at all this nigger simping, no wonder television is dead.

A commercial about body odor? Better use black people!

@Anonymous #D35B
What’s wrong with black people on TV?

Welp! I guess I’ll be quitting yet another job in the next few days…

Can ADs stop crashing websites for like 5 min.

I hate faggots.