Vent Thread

“To kill Terminators, we must terminate ourselves beforehand.” - various artists

It’s snowing right now but the snow isn’t sticking, it just melts when it hits the ground.

And now it just stopped. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

Assignment is supposed to take 20 minutes

12 pages of stuff to read, half of which are charts that need to be interpreted.

Even if that’s 1 page per minute that still leaves you with 8 minutes to finish.

Write 1-2 paragraphs answering 6 open-ended questions about how you would do something you’ve never done before and you’ve received no instructions on (just make it up).

Then build an annotated lesson plan for the next class.

Then assume the student did poorly and you have to adjust the lesson plan.

And there’s 2 whole pages of bullet points on how this all should be structured.

Make sure you mention what specific resources you’ll use, even though they haven’t given you a list of resources, you just have to know what’s there. There’s a shared folder full of thousands of other folders full of thousands of pages of shit that I guess you’re supposed to go through on your own time, for free, because there’s no way to fit all that into the training time.

Oh, and they don’t automatically share the folder with you, some other teacher has to take pity on you and share the folder with you, the company doesn’t do it.

You have 20 minutes to do all that, turn it into a .docx or .pdf, and upload it.

Then you have to do this two more times for different made up students.

And You have to watch a bunch of promotional videos and study how the computer system works, only they’ve changed it since the training program was written so now the training is near totally useless since they’re training you on a system that doesn’t exist anymore.

And that’s supposed to take 5 hours, and I’ve spent 3 hours 40 minutes just on the part learning the computer system.

That’s impossible. It will probably take me a good hour just to read all that and figure out what it means, then I’ll stress myself out for several more hours over how I don’t know any of this and I have no clue what to do, then I’ll spend the next 20 minutes just making shit up rearranging keywords from the notes that don’t mean anything to me, and submit it hoping they accept it.

hey morons https://15.ai/ does not fuking work

@Anonymous #F65F
Trust the plan, give 15 a little bit more time.

@BikerDash
He has an odd definition of the word ‘week.’

@Twiface
15 is gonna be so disappointed in you…

I tried find My Little Pony: A new generation on DVD over on Amazon and all I could find was the Movie on Prime Video. I’m surprised that it’s been out for almost 2 Years and it’s not out on DVD yet but Pokemon Journeys is.

@coolmaster43232
They don’t want you to have a physical copy in case they need to memory hole it at a moment’s notice.

Everyone will own nothing and be happy because they’ll kill everyone who is miserable.

@coolmaster43232
Your first mistake was trying to watch My Little Pony: A New Generation.

@UrbanMysticDee
I find it strange though since Pokemon Journeys was also on Netflix and Prime Video but has DVD’s out for it.

@Anonymous #FD71
i watched it on on this site

I go to the store for malt liquor when some flailing jerk off says their machines are down.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
Why would that be a problem to sell you mass produced ethanol?

@IvanSatoru
I think he means credit card machines.

@IvanSatoru
If it’s anything like the store I used to work at, because you are required to scan their drivers license into the machine in order to sell them alcohol or tobacco.

Yes. Scan. You aren’t permitted to just take the birthdate from the ID. Had a guy come in once who tried to use his passport as ID, but since it doesn’t scan I couldn’t take it despite it being a valid form of identification.

Well, I just finished busting the threads on the chuck of this drill I was trying to get fixed. And that was the last thing I needed to get the darned piece of junk working again.

Had a YouTube video glitch out and mute itself for some reason.

What just happened to the website? Chrome didn’t let me in because it was unsafe. Was there a DDoS attack or something?

@Hollowfox
The feds are trying to shut us down because this is one of the few sites that allow people to say n word with no punishments.

@Humble Oriathan
Those fucking glow in the dark niggers.

@Humble Oriathan
And just when I want to cleanse my head of the Biggest fear come true that is being banned from Derpibooru.

I just don’t understand how someone can be such a worthless pile of shit as to see someone walking with a cane standing 1 foot next to them and they don’t hold the door open but instead run away as fast as they can. Do these people practice being assholes or are they born assholes?

I’m a fucking cripple (so I’m allowed to say that, that’s how it works) and if I saw someone struggling to walk even if they were 15 feet away I’d hold the door open. What the fuck is wrong with people?

@UrbanMysticDee
They’re raised to believe that it’s all about them, and the world owes them everything.

@UrbanMysticDee
It’s probably the ‘not my problem’ mentality and not feeling like they have any obligation to help strangers.
Or maybe it’s the ‘bystander’ mentality where they just assume someone else will do it.
Or maybe they’re just used to there being automatic doors everywhere.
Or maybe they just didn’t notice you at all.