Vent Thread
EverfreeEmergencies
Amateur-er Autist
Oh boy, it’s the time of year where every front changes the weather so drastically it sets off my allergies.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Twatter locked me out for using the legal term “hung jury”. Allegedly it’s a direct incitement of violence.
I appealed it.
I appealed it.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@UrbanMysticDee
I explained to them the legal terminology and they said “nope, blue checkmarks can actually threaten people but you’re not allowed to use a spooky scary official legal word, delete it or no twatter for you.” Whatevs, I deleted it.
I explained to them the legal terminology and they said “nope, blue checkmarks can actually threaten people but you’re not allowed to use a spooky scary official legal word, delete it or no twatter for you.” Whatevs, I deleted it.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Officer Hotpants
I do what I want.
3rd day in a row work is cancelled. Whatever, I’ll make my own job with blackjack and hookers.
I do what I want.
3rd day in a row work is cancelled. Whatever, I’ll make my own job with blackjack and hookers.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
Twitter doesn’t have dirty minds, at least. I’m 100% sure there’s a gay porno out there set in a courtroom called “Hung Jury”.
Twitter doesn’t have dirty minds, at least. I’m 100% sure there’s a gay porno out there set in a courtroom called “Hung Jury”.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dex Stewart
There’s so much porn on twitter that… that… well I can’t think of an analogy, but trust me, it’s a lot.
There’s so much porn on twitter that… that… well I can’t think of an analogy, but trust me, it’s a lot.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
Sounds more like you did what they wanted.
Sounds more like you did what they wanted.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Officer Hotpants
You have to die on every single insignificant, unimportant, pointless hill! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to die on every single insignificant, unimportant, pointless hill! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adán Druego
And you can’t spell “analogy” without ”log”.
@Dex Stewart
There’s so much porn on twitter that… that… well I can’t think of an analogy, but trust me, it’s a lot.
And you can’t spell “analogy” without ”log”.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
I hate youtube’s drooling moron ‘algorithm’. I spend an evening watching a few funny pet videos, and the next day youtube fills my recommendations with misery. Video after video of abused and abandoned pets because “aminal videos, hurrr!”
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@Officer Hotpants
Believe in something. Even if it means being tistic over everything.
Believe in something. Even if it means being tistic over everything.
Acres
My brother picked out the urn and set up the shelf that my niece will be on today. That was a difficult call to make.
EverfreeEmergencies
Amateur-er Autist
@UrbanMysticDee
In fairness, society wouldn’t have gotten as bad as it has had people been willing to die on seemingly insignificant hills.
In fairness, society wouldn’t have gotten as bad as it has had people been willing to die on seemingly insignificant hills.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@EverfreeEmergencies
There were some pretty fucking significant hills people gave up that put us in this predicament. A single tweet is nothing in comparison.
There were some pretty fucking significant hills people gave up that put us in this predicament. A single tweet is nothing in comparison.
EverfreeEmergencies
Amateur-er Autist
@UrbanMysticDee
As far as I remember forcing a business to make a wedding cake for fags was considered a dumb hill to die on. Now we’re at the point where elementary school children are going on field trips to gay bars.
@Acres
I understand the feeling.
As far as I remember forcing a business to make a wedding cake for fags was considered a dumb hill to die on. Now we’re at the point where elementary school children are going on field trips to gay bars.
@Acres
I understand the feeling.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@EverfreeEmergencies
You can’t possibly be this stupid.
Let’s do a simple cost-benefit analysis.
The value I derive from advertising on twitter is 1 billion times more important to me than a single shitpost.
Similarly, a huge national incident that drew tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of people to donate millions of dollars is light years more significant than a single shitpost.
You’ve got to be trolling me. You can’t possibly believe there’s any equivalence.
You can’t possibly be this stupid.
Let’s do a simple cost-benefit analysis.
The value I derive from advertising on twitter is 1 billion times more important to me than a single shitpost.
Similarly, a huge national incident that drew tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of people to donate millions of dollars is light years more significant than a single shitpost.
You’ve got to be trolling me. You can’t possibly believe there’s any equivalence.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@EverfreeEmergencies
I don’t recall ever hearing of field trips to gay bars, but I do remember when Homer took Bart to a gay steel mill.
I don’t recall ever hearing of field trips to gay bars, but I do remember when Homer took Bart to a gay steel mill.
EverfreeEmergencies
Amateur-er Autist
@UrbanMysticDee
More or less. Do I actually believe it’s worth it? No, because not enough people care. Am I curious about the response? Yes.
More or less. Do I actually believe it’s worth it? No, because not enough people care. Am I curious about the response? Yes.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
It’s just about halfway through November, and we still don’t have an ounce of snow on the ground. The last two summers have been awful, but next year is shaping up to be an outright disaster at this rate.