Vent Thread

@Anonymous #5DF6  
I love how fucking useless they’ve become. We get a bright green bar with white text that starts before the alert noise has even begun, zooms through the most important information in the first three seconds, doesn’t repeat and is OCCASIONALLY accompanied by someone reading the alert over what sounds to be a 45 year old drive-through speaker from a stand-up comic’s routine that is placed squarely in their mouth; you cannot understand a god damn thing they’re saying. I wish they’d just be honest and put up a repeating ribbon that says “fuck you. That is all” for 30 seconds.

@Officer Hotpants  
I just have a NOAA radio. The radios genuinely, and I have no idea why, have significantly better audio quality than TV alerts.

@Humble Oriathan  
Wow that’s very terrifying.

I was having one of the worst days I’ve had in a long time, I come on the site to have a little fun, and I’m greeted by a 502 error. “Sowwy, we updating, LOL!” It was like that until after I went to sleep at 3 AM.
 
Fuck off, updating on my bad day.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The 502 page can’t be refreshed away, you have to manually go to the homepage. Don’t know if you were aware of that or not, took me about 8 hours to realize last time.

@Anonymous #5DF6  
That just makes it worse

My data ran out and I miss everyone

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Oh shit, that sucks. I was wondering where you went.

I must have really clobbered myself in the head, I’m feeling dizzy. That door frame just came out of nowhere, with a gun. I managed to fight it off, but I’m not thinking too clearly..

I wish Grandma would listen to us when we tell her she doesn’t eat enough. She constantly complains that she feels weak but refuses to believe eating half a sausage biscuit is an insufficient breakfast.

Will you look at that, had to wait 30 minutes for boomer toomers to stop fucking with their lawns then recorded a 20 minute video and now all my free time is up.

I’m tired of having to deal with stupid people who is convinced that any losing discussion can be turned around by writing angry walls of text quoting TV Tropes, or some movie, cartoon, videogame or by bringing up big words they never know how to use the right way in the first place.  
It’s as if they would die if they had to shut up and admit they were wrong all along.

@Color Anon  

 
All the rest is redundant

@Color Anon  
Were you talking about cartoons on Deviantart?

Quick reminder, anyone with a Nintendo Switch, It’s the last day to play Super Mario Bros. 35, sales for Super Mario 3D All Stars, Mr. Game and Watch Super Mario Bros edition, and the discontinuing of adding new levels to the Wii U version of Super Mario Maker.  
But the memes are funny :)

Apparently the Zoologist from Terraria is overly sexualized and sexist. Somehow. Fuck me how.

@Officer Hotpants  
Never heard of whatever that is, I’m guessing it’s a game. Googled searched for “Terraria zoologist” and ALL the pictures are pron, so yeah, I guess maybe that’s true.

@UrbanMysticDee  
They meant her in-game sprite. Which is this (She’s a werefox):
 

 
Near as I can tell, what they mean by “overly sexualized” is “has breasts”, given that their “fix” leaves her as flat as the male characters. And also puts her in a safari outfit for some reason.

@Dex Stewart  
I wish this were limited to Deviantart because now you can’t go anywhere without having to deal with loud morons who basically say nothing except “But I want, I want, I WANT!, Give me a reason why I can’t have X, NOOO, THAT’S NOT A VALID REASON, (insert generic quote or generic catchphrase here)”.
 
It’s like having to deal with badly programmed robots who just cannot attend to reason no matter how hard you try.

I’m tired of being the bad guy.
 
Yet I always get bullied!
 
I’m just a 260lbs demon.

I had Google Chrome error that gave me memory Out of Bounds on DeviantArt. Also for some reason DeviantArt is for some reason using a lot of memory for some reason. Where it using somewhere between 800,000 to 1,000,000 Kilobytes if memory.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I’ve long ago embraced being the bad guy. Now I look for ways to make being bad fun.

This is the worst day of my life.
 
Some asshole comes pounding on my door at eight in the morning and now more bullshit here.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
What did the ass want? At eight in the morning?

@GuiltyGrimoire  
A scammer I was ready to swipe upside the jaw.