Useless Facts

The 50 states in alphabetical order:

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

@BikerDash
US Territories in alphabetical order:

American Samoa
Baker Island
Guam
Howland Island
Jarvis Island
Johnston Atoll
Kingman Reef
Northern Mariana Islands
Midway Island
Navassa Island
Palmyra Atoll
Puerto Rico
Wake Island
US Virgin Islands

@BikerDash
I read that to the tune of “Fifty Nifty United States.”

China has an anti-American propaganda media personality named Deer Wang

At some point she changed it to Deer Wong to stop people constantly making the joke, but it looks like she changed it back.
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@Twiface

@UrbanMysticDee
In 2017, Big Macintosh visited the Virgin Islands. In January of 2018, they was renamed The Islands.

Al Gore invented the Internet and you’re using it wrong.

The carpet at Portland International Airport is green, but when I was growing up it was turquoise.

@Twiface
Is that because it aged or did they replace it?

@UrbanMysticDee
They replaced it a couple years back. And everyone freaked out when they announced the replacement.
It generated so much publicity that people exploited it to make money honored the legacy of the original carpet by selling merchandise featuring its design.

You really can’t get more Portland than that.

@Twiface

Your parents had sex

@UrbanMysticDee
What if I was adopted?

@Twiface
You didn’t just pop into existence.

@UrbanMysticDee
Sure, but you also don’t need to have sex to be a parent.

@Twiface
When your kids, ultimately, realize that they don’t have “grandparents” like all the other kids and they start asking question.

Dad: They… died.
Mom: In a convenient fire.
Kid1: All four of them?
Mom: Fou-?
Dad: YES. Both sets.
Mom: Huh? Oh, right. Right.
Kid2: We’re going to regret ever bring this up, aren’t we?
Dad: …probably.

Biker Dash’s fanfic Love, Redemption and War has been on hiatus for exactly ten years and six days, as of today.
Not canceled, mind you, just “on hiatus.”
For ten years.

This game is cursed.

The programmer trooned out
The designer went on to create Bubsy 3D

While most toilets work by pouring a little extra water in the bowl, some are powered by engines that are powerful enough to shoot trillions of fecal colorforms all over every surface in the bathroom, including your toothbrush and directly up your nose and into your brain, killing you.

The Pacific Ocean takes up 32% of the Earth’s surface

Today was National Cheeseburger Day.

I ended up eating three today.