Charlie Sheen is bi-winning
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Charlie Sheen is on a drug called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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Charlie Sheen bangs seven gram rocks and finishes them, because that’s how he rolls. He has one speed, one gear: GO!
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Charlie Sheen has tiger blood and Adonis DNA
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Charlie Sheen did more drugs than anyone can survive because he has a different heart, different brain, and a different constitution.
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If you borrow Charlie Sheen’s brain for 5 seconds you’ll be like “Dude, can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard!” because it fires in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.
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Radical people didn’t give Charlie Sheen any advice, and in that there’s great advice.
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Charlie Sheen uses a blender, a vacuum cleaner, and household items.
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“Use” is an AA stupid expression.
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Charlie Sheen blinked and cured his brain.
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“Can’t” is the cancer of “happen”.
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Charlie Sheen loves to party, because what’s not to love? Especially when you see the way he parties. It was epic. The run he was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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Charlie Sheen is proud of when he did drugs because it was radical. Why wouldn’t he be?
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Charlie Sheen is not interested in what anyone else believes, he’s interested in what he believes, and what he believes in is the truth.