Useless Facts

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All clownfish are born male. The dominant clownfish turns into a female. When the female dies, the next dominant male enters motherhood. Yes, Nemo's daddy is now his new mother.
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Bae > Bay
Entire new colonies of penguins were discovered in Antarctica when satellites tracked poop stains on the ice that no one thought to look at before.
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
The anthropomorphized M&M mascots are gone. Making them woke made them economically useless, and Mars corporation is apparently unwilling to use the old version.
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