Useless Facts

@Twiface  

If you eat 7 Ajwa dates in the morning you will be immune to all magic and poison for the rest of the day.

You can tell that Rarity and Applejack switched places in ‘Sisterhooves Social’ because “Applejack’s” eyes changed color.
 

MLP G5 is the only mlp generation where a previous pony from the previous generation’s main cast isnt apart of the current generation’s main cast.  
G1 and G2 had a sundance (until 1999 when Sundance got her name changed to Sunsparkle)  
G2 and G3 had a SweetBerry (until 2008 when G3 main cast was changed)  
G3 and G4 had a Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie (only generation were 2 ponies from the previous main cast appear as main cast again)

G3 and G4 also had a Spike.

Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang

@UrbanMysticDee  
The mafia can.

In the early 2000s Burger King had an ad campaign for “big fuckin’ chicken” and “spicy fuckin’ chicken”. I’m cereal. I’m super, duper cereal.

On this day 246 years ago the United States was born.

The Declaration of Independence wasn’t signed until August.

@ANoobis  
You can lock us away but you’ll never defeat the Cobras

@UrbanMysticDee  
“They can take my sense of security, but there’s one thing, they’ll never take from me. My Subway sandwich.”  
^{***- Jussie Smollett***}

There is another hour and a half left for the Steam Summer Sale.  
By the time you read this message, it will probably be over.

@Twiface  
What? A sale?!

Well, I didn’t even want to buy anything, anyway!!  
*cope and seethe intensify*

@Adan Druego  

@UrbanMysticDee  
Tyrannosaurus had better eyesight than modern birds of prey.
 
And its arms are about a metre long (3 ft). Its biceps alone were strong enough to lift 200 kg (440 lb).
 

Crossfire is the most badass game you’ve never played.

This sentence is six words long.

@Fleur de Lis  
This sentence is replying to a sentence that is six words long, but this is sentence eighteen nineteen words long.
 
 
^{If I can count right  
This is what I get for only posting in the middle of the night.}

@TheBridge  
This sentence is replying to an ungrammatical sentence that is eighteen words long.
 
^{You counted right, but you left out an “is” in “but this sentence eighteen words long”.}

The guy who says “Garbage day!” is hiding behind a waist-high garbage can. There’s no way the victim wouldn’t have seen him walking up directly in front of him.

This is “LockScreen___1920_1080_notdimmed.png”
 

 
Microshaft thinks it’s so important that you have to change the security setting of 5 nested folders just to look at it.

This is a piece of armor for a horses ass
 

@UrbanMysticDee  
Secure the booty