Useless Facts
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Square watermelons are picked before they've had time to ripen. They're not for eating, they're very expensive art that rots and attracts bugs.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dertsa
February is the shortest month because of racism. They didn't want the brothers having a full length month.
February is the shortest month because of racism. They didn't want the brothers having a full length month.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
The La Penca bombing happened 38 years ago. The bomber, Vital Roberto Gaguine, posed as a fake Danish journalist named "Per Anker Hansen" and carried the bomb in a camera case. He was killed 5 years later in Argentina.
Adan Druego 
@UrbanMysticDee
Naaaaah, February used to be a month with 31 days but when civilization invited blacks in by making it black his'oree n sheiiiit munpff, the last three days just happened to mysteriously vanish… One of those missing days was recently located after having been relabeled as Juneteenth. There had been an obvious attempt at filing down "February 30th".
Naaaaah, February used to be a month with 31 days but when civilization invited blacks in by making it black his'oree n sheiiiit munpff, the last three days just happened to mysteriously vanish… One of those missing days was recently located after having been relabeled as Juneteenth. There had been an obvious attempt at filing down "February 30th".
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
There's a town in Somaliland called Beer, which must be ironic since as an Islamic nation alcohol is illegal in Somaliland.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Continuing on the theme of beer, Stella Artois is the fancy schmancy beer you drink in a wine glass with a knife.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
H&R Block is named after the two brothers who founded the company, Henry Bloch and Richard Bloch. They changed the spelling of their surname so people would know how it's supposed to be pronounced.
Fleur de Lis
SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Sinosauropteryx, described in 1996, was the first non-avian dinosaur found with evidence of primitive feathers.
It lived in what is now northeastern China during the early Cretaceous period. It is also the first non-avian dinosaur whose colouration has been scientifically determined. They were up to a metre long, and looked like this reconstruction:
It lived in what is now northeastern China during the early Cretaceous period. It is also the first non-avian dinosaur whose colouration has been scientifically determined. They were up to a metre long, and looked like this reconstruction:
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
There was a Hollywood thespian who was popular about 20 years ago named Lindsay Lohan. When she was successful and popular her name was pronounced "LO-Han", but then she turned 18 and became a cokeoholic THOT and changed the pronunciation of her name to "LO-Un". Then she disappeared off the face of the earth and no one has cared.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
On this day 114 years ago the Tunguska explosion exploded. It was the largest impact event in recorded history. No one was killed, but buildings were damaged hundreds of miles away.
Twiface
Princess of Shitposting
Gilliam County in Oregon subsidizes its property taxes with a tax on its landfills. As a result, everybody pays $500 less, and some property owners pay nothing at all.