Useless Facts

GasMaskGuy98
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Breathing Easy)

I AM NOT YOUR MUMMY
@acres  
Nearly all the stars visible in the sky are within 5,000 light years of us. Main-sequence stars have a lifespan on the order of billions of years, so the chances are excellent that the star is still there, and still able to grant your wish. Unless you were wishing on M31, which is 2.5 million light years away, in which case you’re actually wishing on 400 billion stars, again, most of which are main-sequence stars and almost certainly still there. So chin up!
Acres
Rampant Alicorn - The majestic steed of a blessed crusade
A toast - Incredibly based (but on what?)
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Donor | Applejack - Wait, this isn't Lyra's...
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

The probability of you existing right now are roughly 1 in 10^^2,685,000^ that’s 10 with 2,685,000 zeros behind it. So basically 0.
Twiface
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Shitposting
The last men to walk on the moon were Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt. They were accompanied by five mice: Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey. Phooey died, and the other four mice were immediately killed and dissected upon returning to Earth.
Acres
Rampant Alicorn - The majestic steed of a blessed crusade
A toast - Incredibly based (but on what?)
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Donor | Applejack - Wait, this isn't Lyra's...
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Whenever a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor fails, they bury it in a graveyard with a tombstone and everything.
 
Some dead flavors include:  
Peanut butter and jelly  
Fossil fuel  
Schweddy balls  
Economic crunch
Acres
Rampant Alicorn - The majestic steed of a blessed crusade
A toast - Incredibly based (but on what?)
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Donor | Applejack - Wait, this isn't Lyra's...
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Bitrex is the bitterest substance in the world. It only takes one thimble of the substance makes an Olympic sized swimming pool noticeably more bitter.
 
Only slightly more bitter than some bronies when Twilight got her wings
Twiface
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Shitposting
Zzyzx is an unincorporated community in the Mojave Desert and the site of a former spa & resort. The founder of Zzyzx made the name up so he could claim it was the last word in the English language.
Twiface
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Shitposting
@Havoc  
@Havoc  
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;  
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come  
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,  
Must give us pause
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
@Havoc  
It’s not really. There are very complex biochemical and physical processes involved. Chemicals have to be added to separate out the water, which must be drained, the right bacteria need to be added to cure it, it needs to be aged under certain conditions of light and humidity. If any one step goes wrong you end up with something totally inedible.
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