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Useless Facts

GasMaskGuy98
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Breathing Easy)

I AM NOT YOUR MUMMY
@acres
Nearly all the stars visible in the sky are within 5,000 light years of us. Main-sequence stars have a lifespan on the order of billions of years, so the chances are excellent that the star is still there, and still able to grant your wish. Unless you were wishing on M31, which is 2.5 million light years away, in which case you're actually wishing on 400 billion stars, again, most of which are main-sequence stars and almost certainly still there. So chin up!
acres
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Lyra for realz
The probability of you existing right now are roughly 1 in 10^2,685,000 that's 10 with 2,685,000 zeros behind it. So basically 0.
Twiface

Princess of Shitposting
The last men to walk on the moon were Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt. They were accompanied by five mice: Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey. Phooey died, and the other four mice were immediately killed and dissected upon returning to Earth.
acres
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Lyra for realz
Whenever a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor fails, they bury it in a graveyard with a tombstone and everything.

Some dead flavors include:
Peanut butter and jelly
Fossil fuel
Schweddy balls
Economic crunch
acres
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Lyra for realz
Bitrex is the bitterest substance in the world. It only takes one thimble of the substance makes an Olympic sized swimming pool noticeably more bitter.

Only slightly more bitter than some bronies when Twilight got her wings
Twiface

Princess of Shitposting
Zzyzx is an unincorporated community in the Mojave Desert and the site of a former spa & resort. The founder of Zzyzx made the name up so he could claim it was the last word in the English language.
Twiface

Princess of Shitposting
@Havoc
@Havoc
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause
UrbanMysticDee
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Beard of Beards
@Havoc
It's not really. There are very complex biochemical and physical processes involved. Chemicals have to be added to separate out the water, which must be drained, the right bacteria need to be added to cure it, it needs to be aged under certain conditions of light and humidity. If any one step goes wrong you end up with something totally inedible.
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