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Rabid Squirrel - Don't pet it.
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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The oldest known joke in the world dates back to 1900BC in Sumeria. It’s a fart joke.  
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
 
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I, too, enjoy The Far Side.
 
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But… witchcraft is pretend…
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