Useless Facts

One of the more rudimentary methods of data compression is as simple as your computer deciding to shorthand something like AAABBAAA in code to A³B²A³.

The expression coup de grâce (pronounced [ˌkuːdəˈgrɑːs] French pronunciation: [kudə ɡʁas] “blow of mercy”) means a death blow intended to end the suffering of a wounded creature. The phrase can refer to killing civilians or soldiers, friends or enemies and with or without the consent of the sufferer

The French pronunciation of the phrase is [ku də gras] but many English speakers mispronounce it as [ku de’gra]. Omitting the final “s” is an example of a hyperforeignism: in French, this mispronunciation sounds like coup de gras, which means “blow of fat”, or cou de gras, which means “neck of fat.”

Nobody called about a lumpy pillow

People from Boston pronounce Boston Bwaawston like they’re gargling salt water or something.

Chili dogs with black coffee is the breakfast of champions.

@UrbanMysticDee
It’s chili dog time, yeah!

@Twiface

The solid turd is superior to the diarrhea

You can’t fight city hall. It’s a building.

The Midwest is the part of the West that’s kinda crap.

When they were measuring the height of all the mountains they found out Mt. Everest was exactly 29,000 feet tall. Realizing no one would believe that they added an extra 2 feet to make it look more believable.

I before E EXCEPT after C, and when sounding like A as in Neighbor and Way, and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May, and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

Cultivating roses isn’t some moron hobby like lawn growing

Mike Lindell loves to smoke crack

The Naruto run is actually slower than running normally

21 March 1962 a black bear named Yogi was shot out of a B-58 with an ejection seat to test if humans could survive. The bear survived unharmed but was euthanized by the Air Force to see if supersonic ejection caused any internal damage.

It doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian

Darts is 9 times more entertaining than American basketball

Hank Hill doesn’t know what a JPEG is.

Cotton Hill can’t eat excuses