Useless Facts

As of July 2, 2025; we will be closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000.

When eating a plover egg make sure to hold it with your left hand, preferably in a folded napkin. This leaves your right hand free to interact with other people.

Coffee has a chemical in it that tastes really bitter at room temperature. The taste receptor that detects it is inactivated at hot or cold temperatures. That’s why hot coffee and iced coffee taste fine but room temperature coffee tastes awful.

According to the laxative Dulcolax, “Good morning” means “I just took a shit”. But you can’t say “shit” on TV so they have to say “good morning” instead.

Hank does not like the gnome.

Hank is not gay, he sells propane. He’s propanesexual.

Hank is a pump jockey. He works for tips.

Dryer sheets repel yellow jackets.
I don’t know why or have any proof that it works, but eberyone at work swears that it does.

The glass mansion in 13 Ghosts was a real set built in a warehouse. It was a nightmare to shoot because, unlike in the movie, a real life glass house is totally transparent. Not only was someone going missing in the house impossible, no one could stand around the building while they were shooting (unless they were supposed to be in the scene) because you could see them through the entire building.

No straight man ever thought Britney Spears was fat. Only gay men and women thought she was fat.

@UrbanMysticDee
Women are the worst critics of women.

To get happeninged is when a plant causes you to an hero yourself

Homer Simpson is the first SECOND non-Brazilian person to travel backward through time.

South park will target you no matter who you are.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the humblest of all God’s creatures

King Leonidas I, who fought in the Battle of Thermopylae, was born with a six pack and beard.

Pauline from Donkey Kong Bananza sounds like Twilight Sparkle.

Bruce Wayne thinks darkness is his ally. But he merely adopted the dark. Bane was born in it, molded by it. He didn’t see the light until he was already a man and by then it was nothing to him but blinding. The shadows betray Bruce because they belong to Bane.

You cannot block Mark Zuckerberg, or his wife. Facebook won’t allow you.

Åland is pronounced O-Land, not A-Land

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you got to use horses.

@UrbanMysticDee
Certainly. Film tends to do weird things to cows.

Killing a deer is like killing a beautiful man. After that all the diet soda in the world won’t turn a boy gay.

The Philippines was almost a U.S. State.

The Declaration of Independence is really a map to a secret Templar treasure. That’s why they only show you the front, because the map is on the back and it wouldn’t be a secret if they told everybody where it was hidden.