Useless Facts

Guy Fawkes was not a progressive anarchist. He was a Catholic monarchist aristocrat who wanted to overthrow the government so he and his friends could rule the new government exactly the same way as the old government only with a different religion.

@UrbanMysticDee
Blame Alan Moore and the Wachowskis.

Batman doesn’t wear hockey pads

Very Useful Fact

In biochemistry, medicine, and related sciences, inositol generally refers to myo-inositol (formerly meso-inositol), the most important stereoisomer of the chemical compound cyclohexane-1,2,3,4,5,6-hexol.

It’s used to make explosives, among other uses.

Nino works from 8 AM to 4 PM just cleaning the restaurant. He does extensive cleaning on the weekends. Despite all this the restaurant is still filthy.

The chef doesn’t want Nino in the kitchen.

Nino is the only restaurant manager who eats his lunch at lunchtime.

The word “reverse” is typed entirely with the left hand.

https://x.com/MIHALPOHODNIK MY FIRST POST ON THE TWITTER!

There’s a blood thinner drug called Watchman that the commercial pronounces “Watchmen”.

In “Jason Takes Manhattan” Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees) told Vince Dupree (Julius) to really punch him as hard as he could to make the scene look real. The blood on Vince’s hands is his own real blood from repeatedly punching Jason’s hockey mask.

@UrbanMysticDee
In “Rarity Takes Manehattan,” Tabitha St. Germain (Rarity) told Tabitha St. Germain (Suri Polomare) to insult her as hard as she could to make the scene look real. The tears on Tabitha’s face are her own real tears from repeatedly being called a slovenly fat cow.

Almost all vertebrate animals, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and even fish, experience yawning. The study of yawning is called chasmology.

@UrbanMysticDee
Housecats learned to pretend they were yawning when their owners catch them with their mouths open and about to bite something they know they shouldn’t. Also, the average housecat can figure out on it’s own how simple locks work and open doors, windows and drawers whenever it wants.

I don’t know if this is cute or scary as hell.

@Color Anon
They don’t even have thumbs, how do they open locks?

Kim Jong-un is too perfect to need to urinate or defecate. His divine body uses 100% of the food he eats with nothing left over. He can read the thoughts of every Korean person and punishes anyone who thinks negative thoughts.

@UrbanMysticDee
Cats can bruteforce their way into opening locks. And according the the cat videos that keep being uploaded to Youtube, cats also can figure out how their automatic feeders work and learned how to mess with them to make them release food whenever they want. (To be exact, cats learned that if they move the wall charger, eventually the automatic feeder will release food.)
Also, the little bastards are evolving as we speak to develop thumbs.

CATS WITH THUMBS.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?

The New River, which flows through the Virginias, is actually around 300 million years old, making it one of the oldest rivers on the planet.

Somalia has 3,333 kilometers of coastline. Nice. (Although Somaliland in the north is a de facto independent country)

why canadians and chinese wrap every cookie in plastic wrap??? Hypocrites!

In 1976, the National Broadcasting Company replaced their iconic peacock logo with a pair of trapezoids that they paid $1 million to design. Two months later, they got sued for copyright infringement by a PBS station in Nebraska and had to pay $850,000 to settle the lawsuit so they could retain the rights to a logo they ended up abandoning just 10 years later.

@UrbanMysticDee
I believe it. Long ago I saw a goofy religious tract left in a public restroom. It made the startling claim that the temperature of Hell is hotter than the surface of the sun. It claimed that measurements were taken by “scientists,” in “the Holy Land.” Surely no one would put falsehoods in an anonymous pamphlet printed up to be left in the men’s rooms of bars. Surely. Perhaps that guy read the same pamphlet I did.

Satan invented geese and gave them 7 million teeth

Before the Internet we used to believe people got fat because of fat, then carbs, then chairs. Now we know people get fat because of seed oil.

Before the Internet we used to believe diabetes was caused by sugar. Now we know diabetes is caused by seed oil.

Before the Internet we used to believe heart disease was caused by cholesterol. Now we know heart disease is caused by seed oil.

Before the Internet we used to believe aging was caused by reactive oxygen species. Now we know aging is caused by seed oil.

Before the Internet we used to believe AIDS was caused by gay sex. Now we know AIDS is caused by seed oil.

Before the Internet we used to believe people died suddenly in pre-Covid videos showing people collapsing who actually survived was caused by nanorobots in the vaccine. Now we know people died suddenly because of seed oil.