Useless Facts

Charlie Sheen is all passion. People often mistake his passion for anger.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Actually, he’s 20% passion, and 80% cocaine.

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

12 new moons were discovered around Jupiter, bringing the total to 92.

How many moons does Jupiter need? Maybe it can share some with the less fortunate planets.

Albert Einstein suffered from a debilitating disease called Uncombable Hair Syndrome. It’s a real disease. It involves mutation 1 of 3 different genes that causes hair to grow in all different directions as opposed to one direction like an ordinary mortal.

He also thought of relativity when he saw a roofer across the street and imagined him falling to his death. Einstein said that was the happiest thought he ever had in his life.

A rape is a traditional territorial sub-division of the county of Sussex in England, formerly used for various administrative purposes. Their origin is unknown, but they appear to predate the Norman Conquest. Historically the rapes formed the basis of local government in Sussex.

The Sussex rapes each had a headquarters in the developed south where the lord’s hall, court, demesne lands, principal church and peasant holdings were located, whereas to the north there were smaller dependent settlements in the marsh, woodland and heath used for summer pasture. Each rape was split into several hundreds.

I before E except after C, or when sounding like A as in “Neighbor” or “Weigh”, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say.

@UrbanMysticDee
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That’s a tough rule.

The middle of nowhere is the safest part of nowhere

Filippo Brunelleschi built what was the largest dome in the world at the time for the Florence Cathedral. He had no experience in architecture, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

This is the bullet Booth used to assassinate President Lincoln.

Donald Trump was the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency. His health has been officially classified as “astonishingly excellent”.

Andrew “Action” Jackson was the fightingest, drinkingest, cussingest, most ornery son of a bitch to ever inhabit the White House.

Andrew “Action” Jackson was called “Ol’ Hick’ry”. Hickory is an American tree that grows 500 miles thick and 93 million miles tall. Hickory wood is hard, stiff, dense and shock resistant. There are woods stronger than hickory and woods that are harder, but the combination of strength, toughness, hardness, and stiffness found in hickory wood is not found in any other commercial wood. Hickory is so tough and nasty that it was the only thing worthy to call Action Jackson.

In 1815, 5 days after the War of 1812 ended, Major General Andrew “Ol’ Hick’ry” “Action” Jackson took 300 men to New Orleans where he faced off against 1 million Britishers who were led by the Godking George III. George III was annoyed by the notion of American freedom and had come to bring the Americans to heel. Despite the war being over and his men outnumbered 3,000 to 1, Action Jackson said “Retreat, Hell, we just got here!” He then charged the British and spent the entire day slaughtering George III’s men, which gave him a cramp in his leg so he couldn’t kneel when George III demanded an offering of earth and water. Action Jackson pointed his sabre at the Mississippi River and said “Earth and water? You’ll find plenty of both down there!”

On the next day George III sent his elite soldiers, the 1st King’s Dragoon Guards, nicknamed the “Immortals” because whenever one man died he was immediately replaced. The king had taken the bait. Before wounds and weariness had taken their toll he sent the best he had at Action Jackson and his brave 300. They too were slaughtered.

When brute strength didn’t work George III turned to his magic and deployed monsters from half a world away. That too failed.

The next morning Action Jackson and the brave 300 attack the Britishers at dawn, charging across the field of New Orleans, catching the Britishers off guard. The Britishers fled back to their ships as Action Jackson and the brave 300 mowed them down. In all by the time the British managed to escape 100,000 of their men had been killed. For his bravery in battle Action Jackson was crowned President of the United States.

That’s how it really happened.

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@UrbanMysticDee
Sounds like a sequel to this great movie.

Ergosterol is the fungus equivalent of cholesterol

An F2 tornado can send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of them is open.

The fat guy from Borat apparently owns a restaurant with Charlie Sheen.

Today is Warwick Davis’s son’s birthday.

Some people see the glass as half-full, other people just wear glasses.

@Dex Stewart
The Leprechaun guy?

@UrbanMysticDee
Si.

A pile of shit is much worse than a piece of shit.

Fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live. At least a while.

Mike Posner is hurting inside. Sure, he might live in a mansion made of solid gold on a private island made of diamonds and fly around in a billion dollar jet that burns orphans with diseases for fuel, and he might travel to a different city every night and have tens of thousands of people worship him and bang groupies who would die for him and never worry about paying for anything or having to deal with the consequences of his actions, but you don’t want to live like him because he’s hurting inside.