BikerDash 
The movie, M3GAN, is now available to purchase in UHD for $24.99 from the Microsoft Store.
Useless Facts
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
@BikerDash
I’m old enough to remember when that was way too much for a movie.
I’m old enough to remember when that was way too much for a movie.
ponypony221
Excessively based homo
@UrbanMysticDee
It’s funny, because I feel like Shadow has slowly become less of an edgelord and more of a doomer.
It’s funny, because I feel like Shadow has slowly become less of an edgelord and more of a doomer.
Twiface 
When Nero’s wife Poppaea died, he married a femboy named Sporus and pretended that Sporus was Poppaea.
When Nero was killed, one of the co-conspirators, Nymphidius, also took Sporus as his wife and pretended that Sporus was Poppaea.
When Nymphidius was killed, Otho, (who had been married to Poppaea before Nero took her away,) also started a relationship with Sporus (the femboy pretending to be Poppaea).
After Otho killed himself, his rival Vitellius planned to put an end to this farce by killing Sporus in a gladiator game re-enacting ‘The Rape of Prosperina,’ so Sporus killed himself to prevent that.
Poor Sporus.
Princess of Kirinposting
When Nero’s wife Poppaea died, he married a femboy named Sporus and pretended that Sporus was Poppaea.
When Nero was killed, one of the co-conspirators, Nymphidius, also took Sporus as his wife and pretended that Sporus was Poppaea.
When Nymphidius was killed, Otho, (who had been married to Poppaea before Nero took her away,) also started a relationship with Sporus (the femboy pretending to be Poppaea).
After Otho killed himself, his rival Vitellius planned to put an end to this farce by killing Sporus in a gladiator game re-enacting ‘The Rape of Prosperina,’ so Sporus killed himself to prevent that.
Poor Sporus.
ponypony221
Excessively based homo
@Twiface
It sounds to me like Sporus did pretty good for himself, all things considered.
It sounds to me like Sporus did pretty good for himself, all things considered.
Color Anon 
Distant banjo noise
The can opener was invented years after the canned food. Until then, people only could open a can with an axe or using a hammer and a chisel.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Andrew “Action” Jackson had a pet parrot. When he died the parrot wasn’t allowed at the funeral because it wouldn’t stop cussing.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Baby Shark is the most viewed youtube video with over 12 billion views, more than the entire population of earth, proving aliens exist.
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
According to this image, raccoons are mostly pink with a few black patches under their fur.
UrbanMysticDee
Probably
Bae > Bay
To save the environment Charlie Sheen filled his pool with cocaine instead of water.
Probably
Twiface
Princess of Kirinposting
According to Derpibooru and Equestria Daily, yesterday was ‘Rainbow Dash Day.’
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Muricans pronounce OREGANo as “Uuh-reg-uuh-no”
Everyone else on the planet pronounces it “Oregan-O”, exactly as it’s spelled
Everyone else on the planet pronounces it “Oregan-O”, exactly as it’s spelled
Color Anon
Distant banjo noise
Over the lastest centuries, cats have been evolving to develop opposable thumbs.
