Useless Facts

@ponypony221  

Guess which warmongering European dictator has his birthday today?
 
 
 
What, were you expecting someone else ?

@Twiface  
No. That guy was just a minor figure in history.

No matter what you do if you say “no homo” it’s not gay.

You cannot trust men or women or beasts, but you can trust steel.

@UrbanMysticDee  
At least until Steel becomes a dorky human.  

@UrbanMysticDee  
I, honestly, read that as, “men or women or breasts”.

@Adan Druego  
You can never know if they are fake.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I trust silver.

A group of parrots is called a Pandemonium.

@Color Anon  
They missed the chance to call a group of Pandas that.

You can’t say asteroid without saying ass

@UrbanMysticDee  
yes I can. achteroid.

There is capital punishment in Islam because people like you, little weaklings, “leave” the religion and cause corruption in the land by spreading apostasy. And we’re proud of that. Capital punishment will be applied in an Islamic state. Not individuals going and doing it themselves like idiots, under an emir it is done. And we will be watching.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Inshallah.

@UrbanMysticDee @ponypony221  
I know I shouldn’t, but I’ll say it too.
 
**Enchilada.**
 
No offense, and I spelt it wrong at first.

Mickey Mouse looks nothing like a mouse.

@ponypony221  
“Boy, oh boy!”  

BootCat may be watching me, but thank God TouserMouse isn’t.
 
Touser: I will gnaw away slowly at your delicious family values and reality-base worldview, leaving you with only my cute little gay agenda droppings.
 
Florida: Kill it. And then tax the corpse!
 
DeSantis: Done!
 
Musk: Hey, I wanna be a part of this too! Hmmm? But ho- *BANG!*
 
Musk: Guess who’s in charge of that blue bird app now! This guy, yeah, right here!
 
Then Joe Rogan…

@Color Anon  
Just imagine, if Mickey wasn’t such an icon to Disney, they would’ve made a live action adaptation by now and it would’ve looked like that.

Getting rid of Rhodesia continues to be a mistake.

@ANoobis  
Give me a fucking break.

@ANoobis  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

@ANoobis  

Åland is pronounced O-Land