Useless Facts

@Havoc  
More importantly, Boomers exist. And that’s terrible.

@UrbanMysticDee  

JFK had sex on Air Force One the day before he died.

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The following day had en even bigger mind blowing experience for him.

@UrbanMysticDee  
He had sex in his hotel suite’s bedroom on the day of the debate with Nixon. His debate prep team was kept waiting in the next room.

Seasons in New Jersey
 
Winter: November - April  
Spring: May - June  
Summer: June-September  
October: October

28 January 2011 was a Friday  
28 January 2022 was a Friday
 
In fact, every day of the week in 2011 is the same as 2022.
 
The next time that will happen is 2033.

The Bombardier aircraft company is not pronounced “bomb-bar-deer” like the person who drops bombs out of an aircraft. It’s French. They pronounce it “Bomb-bar-dee-ay”.

The world’s longest bolt of lightning was 477 miles long between Texas and Alabama
 
Here’s a satellite picture  

 
And the longest ever duration for a flash of lightning is 17.102 seconds
 
 
There’s also a 9-step instruction manual for how to vomit into a trash can. I don’t think I have to spoil the picture because it’s just a drawing.  

Pirate Bay is the greatest website of all time and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

There are about 4,500 satellites in orbit now.
 
Starlink wants to have 42,000 satellites in orbit.
 
And those satellites need to be replaced every 5 years.
 
At a cost of $30 billion.
 
Conman Elon Musk plans on putting 10 times as much garbage in space as has been put there total up til now every 5 years.
 
There’s also about 23,000 objects in orbit, including satellites and all other debris large enough to track from the ground. Starlink will double that just with satellites, and probably quadruple it or tendouple it with added debris. Every. Five. Years.
 
Imma just put this here.
 
Here’s telescope pictures obscured by the existing Starlink satellites.
 

 
Elon Musk isn’t just a conman, he’s a literal supervillain who’s trying to ruin space for everyone.

@UrbanMysticDee  
 
Tim Curry’s day is now ruined.

The balls in the phrase “freezing balls” are cannonballs, not testicles. The phrase is shortened from the original “cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey”. A brass monkey was a triangular holder for cannonballs, which were made of iron. Different metals contract at different temperatures, so the brass monkey would get smaller faster than the iron cannonballs when it was really cold out, causing the cannonballs to fall off and roll all over the ground.

If you eat 7 Ajwa dates in the morning you will be immune to all magic and poison for the rest of the day.

The Campaign for North Africa, released in 1979, is the most complicated board game ever made. The publisher says that a 10 person game (5 per side) should last around 1,500 hours. In the past 40 years no one has ever actually finished it. Even the game designers never finished it. The game has 31 types of terrain, 1,600 counters, 6 instruction books, and is generally regarded as the most complex game ever made.
 
You know how you can sometimes challenge death to a game for another chance at living? If you get to pick the game choose this one.

Chamoy Thipyaso holds the world record for longest prison sentence, 141,078 years. In actuality, she only served about eight years of the sentence.

@UrbanMysticDee  
this is not a useless fact. You are against technocracy, against useless toxic inventions. You are the sword of truth just like i am.

The book The Sum of All Fears features Islamic terrorists who build a nuclear bomb and blow up the Super Bowl to start a war between the US and Russia so they can inherit the ashes.
 
When the movie was made in 2001 the director thought “Islamic terrorists? That can never happen, let’s make them neo-nazis instead.”
 
3 months later 9/11 happened.

The metal band that attaches the pencil body with an eraser is called a “ferrule”.

Today is Abe Lincoln’s birthday. He’s one of the best presidents because he pisses off leftoids who hate him because he’s white and male, LOLbertarians who hate him because “muh state’s rights” even though the only “right” the Confederate states were seceding over was the “right” to keep slaves (something they all admit in their articles of secession, but “state’s rights” people are fucking retarded and deliberately ignore that), something which is anathema to the very idea of libertarianism, but they’re retarded anyway, and wignats who are racist and would rather keep black people enslaved out of race hatred even if it meant that poor whites in the south had their wages artificially depressed because it’s impossible to compete against people who work for free.

@UrbanMysticDee  
He also was tall and had a cool beard.