Useless Facts

UrbanMysticDee
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Google is celebrating Johannes Vermeer.
 
He’s a hwite man.
 
He’s hwite, male, heterosexual, Christian.
 
And Google is celebrating him.
 
I am in shock. I guess they ran out of bipoc transabled people and have to settle on the hated hwite males.
UrbanMysticDee
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Josip Broz Tito became President for Life of Yugoslavia in 1974 only to die in office 6 years later. To be fair he did hold the office since 1953, and was the only President of Yugoslavia, but it still kind of sucks to abolish elections only to die shortly thereafter.
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Some farts smell because they are produced as waste gas by bacteria in your gut. You can think of these as double farts, since the bacteria are farting inside your body and when the gas leaves your ass you fart.
 
Some farts don’t smell because they are produced by air you swallow when you eat that has to find its way out one end or the other.
 
 
Also, cereally, is this thread nothing but me?
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I know some useless facts.  
Wayne Knight, the fat guy from Jurassic Park and Seinfeld was the only live action Microchip,Punisher’s ally from the comics. Linus Lieberman was Micro’s real name. In the Netflix series there was a man who was named Micro, but his real name was David Lieberman. Changed to match a name change from the comics for some reason.  
In animation, Micro appeared once in the 90’s Spider-Man cartoon, voiced by Robert Axelrod, who’s most well known for voicing Lord Zedd in Power Rangers, and Armadillomon and Wizardmon in Digimon.  
The English version of Digimon was cowritten by Jeff Nimoy, a relative of Leonard Nimoy. Jeff Nimoy did the voice for Tentomon.
UrbanMysticDee
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I’m not making this up. Before your time there were these things called tapes. They were long reels of plastic covered in rust and when a magnet passed over them you could read and write sound and images. That’s how we listened to music and watched movies.
UrbanMysticDee
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This is better:  
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Most of these got thrown away. I found Sharptooth in the basement covered in some sort of shite from being flooded multiple times. No way I’m getting rid of that.  
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Also, there was once, long ago, in the ninieties, a device dedicated to the act of rewinding VHS cassettes, The Fabled But Ever Kind Re-Winder.
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